spindler

“jackin’ it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my lantern

yes he looks diseased and has a terrible fashion sense, but have you considered that he’s just a little guy???

should have known i was aroace when i made it a personal challenge to get to the end of the “strawberry shortcake huckleberry pie” skipping rhyme without tripping in elementary school

the “just a man” instrumental at the end of “would you fall in love with me again” KILLS me. he just slaughtered a castle full of suitors- acting just like the monsters he compared himself to previously (that’s for another post)- but when he’s with penelope he can be human again. he can just be a man.

modern day equivalent to sysiphus and his rock is dragging the sled back up the hill to go sledding

the kool aid man is made of yellow bile, black bile, phlegm, and kool aid