Eat Your Veggies

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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

i always wonder what dogs think computers are

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

jake just doesnt give a fuck

I’m honestly disturbed by some of Jake’s shape-shifting 

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash