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Oh noo I'mso sorry I only saw ur posts and that ur asks said requests open and not ur request guide I'm so sorryππ
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No need to worry. I just so happened to finally be getting back into Tumblr after a massive break when I got this (α΅βα΄β). I'm working on all of my old asks rn. They should be done after some time. ( β’α΄β’ )
I need so desperately for more people to play into the fact that Venti isnβt and never has been human.
Give me a Venti when even just walking it seems like gravity is more of a general suggestion.
Give me a Venti who forgets sometimes how fragile humans can be until someoneβs injured infront of him.
Venti who forgets to blink or breathe around people. Because itβs not necessary for him.
Venti who sits on a roof during a windstorm because it couldnβt, and wouldnβt, hurt him, he is the wind and the wind is him. Much to onlookers horror.
Animals of all kind let him approach. They do not fear him like they fear humans. For they can sense what he truly is, and a wind spirit is as much of a part of nature as they are.
He stoops midway though telling a joke because he realized itβs a joke that doesnβt translate well to anyone outside of spirits.
Venti whoβs voice carries just a bit louder on the wind than it should be able to. And whoβs laugh seems to echo with wind chimes.
Crystalflys flock to him on his strolls near Windrise or the Dawn Winery.
Sagau Nonsense!
Cw: blood, depictions of violence, Reader has normal blood.
Finally, having reclaimed your throne, finally being free, finally getting to exact your revenge. It may be smarter to work on forgiving them, but you refuse. Revenge. You just have to get revenge.
Every time you hurt someone, even if they hurt you, you always felt pangs of guilt. Deep down, you knew it wasn't right. It wasn't what you needed in order to heal. All you're doing is hurting people, it doesn't even make you feel better.
The damage has already been done. The main nations that participated in the hunt have been punished. Yet you still don't feel satisfied, no matter how many people die you won't. Every time you see blood, it just reminds you of the horrors of your hunt, the gorey scene that unfolded when you finally killed the fake.
You'll never forget the way their eyes, identical to yours, glossed over as they died. The raspy breathing and pleas for mercy in your own voice. The way their equally crimson red blood practically poured out of their wounds.
You wish you had someone to talk to. Someone who wasn't afraid of you, who looking at doesn't remind you of your pain. The archons are all either too busy helping fix their nations or too scared of you to do anything more than cautiously serve you.
So.. here you sit, all alone in a dark, desolate, throne room. The opened windows allow the breeze to brush against you as the moonlight pours out onto the floor. It's cold. It's empty.
Sorry if you arenβt taking requests, I couldnβt tell π
but I have been having brain rot for this idea- what if the creator spoke to the traveler? Like how in game we βcontrolβ them, but instead we are a guiding hand, even appearing to them in dreams.
like the traveler isnβt from teyvat originally, so at first they have NO CLUE who the creator is, so they never tell anyone. And one day they mention it in passing to like a archon. βOh yeah, I hear a voice in my head helping me through my travels! They are super weird and know wayyy to much, but they are nice to me!β Mean while the archon in question slowly pieces things together.
bonus points if the creator gives commentary like the players do, like βgirl- you can deliver that letter yourselfβ or βpaimon dear me, I love you but shuttt upβ
No worries! I'm always taking requests, although I may not always be able to answer them quickly.
A/N: This idea is utterly fantastic, and I hope you enjoy reading my take on it!
Ever since the traveler woke up in teyvat, they've been hearing this odd voice in the back of their head. The voice always seems to understand how they're feeling and see everything they see.
Every time they've tried to tell paimon, she's just brushed it off as them being crazy. Hence why they haven't really told anyone. They just assumed that anyone they told would react the same as Paimon.
But today, while they were having tea with Zhongli, the voice just wouldn't stop talking about how pretty his voice is and complaining whenever paimon interrupted him. So, they decided to tell Zhongli about the odd occurrences.
Zhongli, having always been a rather knowledgeable person he listened intently to the traveler's tales. Although still holding his composed exterior, Zhongli was rather confused, attempting to piece together his knowledge and come up with a reasonable explanation.
The traveler may be the creator's first vessel, but what are the chances of their grace residing within the traveler's mind. Zhongli kept asking questions about the traveler's experiences. Stuff like "Do they ever appear in your dreams?" And "Can you see them?"
The more the traveler explained, the more confused the archon that stood before him got. "The holy creator has been with you all throughout your journey, and this is the first that I'm hearing of it?" Zhongli interrupts the traveler beginning to get mildly fed up. Why didn't the traveler tell him sooner, do they not trust him.
'Blah, blah, blah!' The voice inside his head blabs, and the traveler swears that for a moment they saw a person standing in the corner of their vision.
"Traveler, you seem distracted... Is the voice back?" Zhongli asks, swirling his glass of tea.

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love the sagau nonsense idea where nature protects the reader. but omg what if
acolytes lose sight of the reader, and basically give up on the search. but not long after they give up, thereβs rumours of a mysterious house that appears in the early mornings of teyvat.
itβs actually the readerβs cozy house, and teyvat hides it away during the rest of the day to protect the reader.
just thinking of the possibilities lol
A/N: I absolutely love this idea! I hope I did your idea justice.
Rumors begin spreading throughout the towns near where you had settled down. It's a wonder that no one has ever knocked on your door. You know several people have seen your house, not many, but still enough. It's only visible at midnight and just before dawn as that's typically when you leave.
Of course, you don't leave very often. You wouldn't want to restart the flame that landed you where you are now. Who knows if you'd survive a second time. You only ever leave when necessary or when an archon is visiting the area a little bit too much.
You spend most of your days peaking out your windows and just people watching in general. It's a little confusing how your house works. It's almost nonexistent at times, yet not at others.
The rumors should worry you more than they do, but you don't think anything will come of it. Idle rumors have little to no chance to reach the fake, nor any of the most devoted acolytes. And why would they even believe such rumors? You haven't been seen in months. According to them, you're dead, and you have been for weeks.
βCelestiaβ¦ Iβm not sure even I could fly that far. In any case, the water there tastes foul, and the fruit is bland. You know what that means? No cider! In that case, I wouldnβt go even if I was invited.β
Ventiβ¦ Didnβt you fightΒ in the archon war, a war amongst the gods forΒ seats in Celestia, and become one of the seven to win? In fact, werenβt you the firstΒ to claim a seat in Celestia, becoming the first of the seven?
SAGAU Nonsense!
In impostor au it's dangerous to run, to try to fight back, even to attempt to prove you are the real god(if you even are), so! I propose a better idea.
In most fics animals, nature, the world itself is nice to the reader, and helps them a little. So what if the reader could just go to one of the many uninhabited areas of teyvat and just live there!
How would they even be found, even if someone could find them, all the local enemies could just protect the reader. At some point they'd just have to give up, or just assume the reader died.
Worst case scenario you'd just have to move every now and then. So don't get to comfy.
Just Imagine reading a whole impostor au fic just for it to end with the reader becoming a farmer with a cute little house in the middle of nowhere.
You know how in sagau we have all basically unanimously agreed that we would give our favorites presents like jewelries, accessories and other things?
This but the characters interpreted it as courting
Like imagine the chaos of it! The adults takes it as that you want them as your consorts and of course Their Grace would have multiple consorts as is right so it wouldn't be a suprise that you give multiple people presents
That doesn't mean they won't get jealous and tear each other behind your back depending on their yandere level and temperament though
The children (+ those you don't really see romantically) don't really know what was going on and if they get presents they're just thankful and hoard it. Of course if they heard the courting rumors from the adults, they don't really think they're being considered as consorts...but if you're giving the adults presents because you want them as consorts then are you giving them presents because you want to adopt them???
So now you unknowingly have multiple consorts and multiple adopted children
Just because you gave them presents
Sagau cult au characters are delulu your honor
SAGAU Nonsense!
This idea has been plaguing me for so long, and I finally thought of the last thing needed for it to make sense. This ramble takes place in a Sagau Creator!reader post-impostor au. Basically meaning this takes place after the reader regains their throne and are no longer hunted.
CW: Conspiracy, drugging, manipulation, famine, war, torture.

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SAGAU Nonsense!
This one is less of a ramble about an idea I had but more so about some brainrot I've been keeping locked up. Ehem...
This would be like a double fic, containing both impostor au and cult au!
So the Reader gets hit by a truck and wakes up in genshin, but it's an Impostor au situation. At some point they just give up and die, and they would be dead in both worlds if it weren't for the fact that even though they spent over a year in teyvat they had only been in a Coma for a week in their world. And like they assume the whole thing was just a weird coma dream, soon forgetting about the whole ordeal.
Then, a few months to a year later, it happens again. But this time, they die so they literally can't go back. Luckily it's not as bad, but they don't remember the last time they were in teyvat so they get so confused whenever the archons mention the 'incident' or when some of their favorite characters come to them begging for forgiveness, begging to be allowed to atone for their false worship and prayer.
Then, you throw in a horror element to it by having it so that the first time they were in teyvat they stole a journal to document what they're dealing with(wouldn't you want some form of documentation if you were dealing with that?), but the cult au Reader finds it and are just more concerned when they read it. (Even better if a few pages are torn out)
They slowly become more and more suspicious of the 'adoring worshippers' and the archons as they begin to piece together what happened, although it is difficult to without any of the memories.
It all makes sense yet at the same time it doesn't, why else would they beg you to forgive them, why else would they both not want you to and want you to remember, but also, if they left that in a place you could find it what else happened that they're hiding? No one will give you a straight answer, always finding a way to dance around the subject.
A/N: Thanks for reading this entire thing, and if you're a writer feel free to use this idea if you think it's any good. If you do, please tag me.
SAGAU Nonsense!
Inspired by a post by @lost-in-my-world-of-dreams
In a good bit of sagau (especially impostor au) fics teyvat is alive and helps you through your journey as much as it can.
What if in order to help you better teyvat took a form that could guide you, and keep you safe.
Although it would be cool if it where to be human that would draw too much attention, instead I think teyvat would be a dog.
Why?
More normal companion
Known for being loyal
Can point/guide you to safety
Emotional support
Easy Distraction
Chomp
No one would assume that the dog just caused several natural disasters so the dog would be safer than if it were human. And there's also the plus of the dog just biting someone and unless they're so far gone they'd kill a dog that's protecting it's owner it will be safe.