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WHAT IF I MADE THE HEARTSLABYUL WUEEN OF HEARTSHANDBOOK OF 810 RULES
Jam-boy you can't kiss boys if you enter the oven/silly.
Maybe i should enter the oven so i stop getting boy kisser comments.
but then you’ll be baked and everyone will remember you as a chud who can’t flirt. You gotta bounce back and prove the haters wrong.
Im never fighting those allegations i still cant beat the gay for azul ones. Ive given up im just going to roast myself in an oven.
siiigh… roasted jamil for dinner ig… unseasoned…..
Jam-boy you can't kiss boys if you enter the oven/silly.
Maybe i should enter the oven so i stop getting boy kisser comments.
but then you’ll be baked and everyone will remember you as a chud who can’t flirt. You gotta bounce back and prove the haters wrong.
I think it'd be hilarious if Jamil sucked at flirting intentionally. Like when he unintentionally does it he's amazing at it but when he actually tries too it's like a dumpster fire. A train wreck in slow motion kinda deal. I'm talking like if someone overheard him flirting with you they'd suck in air through their teeth or let out a low whistle cuz yikes dude that was so bad please don't ever do that again. Like I can see him going up to you and saying the most horrible pickup line in existence and you're just trying so hard not to cringe and you go to Kalim later to figure out what the fuck Jamil was trying to do and you just get this "Oh.....oh he was trying to flirt with you......." and poor guy can't defend Jamil because it's just that bad.
Yet somehow this awkward, atrocious flirting endears you to him because for some reason watching him fumble so badly it kinda cute.
Jamil will try to the door lean and then stumble and hate himself for an hour.
Hes so fucking stupid i love him im . im putting him in a microwave
He will try to rizz u up only to see a bug and scream
hes so awesome isnt he *stands there as he screams about the bug* oh right
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I think it'd be hilarious if Jamil sucked at flirting intentionally. Like when he unintentionally does it he's amazing at it but when he actually tries too it's like a dumpster fire. A train wreck in slow motion kinda deal. I'm talking like if someone overheard him flirting with you they'd suck in air through their teeth or let out a low whistle cuz yikes dude that was so bad please don't ever do that again. Like I can see him going up to you and saying the most horrible pickup line in existence and you're just trying so hard not to cringe and you go to Kalim later to figure out what the fuck Jamil was trying to do and you just get this "Oh.....oh he was trying to flirt with you......." and poor guy can't defend Jamil because it's just that bad.
Yet somehow this awkward, atrocious flirting endears you to him because for some reason watching him fumble so badly it kinda cute.
Jamil will try to the door lean and then stumble and hate himself for an hour.
Hes so fucking stupid i love him im . im putting him in a microwave
I SWEAR TO FUCK EVERY TIME WE SWITCH FRONT ITS LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON IS LITERALLY IN THE MIRROR I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY
we love u guys a lot but we followed advice to take a break and ended up doomscrolling the whole day LMAO but we do think we can do replies soon…
u think omegas who grow up on the poor dont get to experience nesting bc of a lack of like. anything they could reasonably use for a nest. do u think that fucks w them a little or do they make smaller nests and stuff. or is this a classist question.
Birds who make nests out of fiber optic cables:
Babe a fiber optic cable is NOT something someones just gonna have laying around 😭😭😭
actual answer: group nests, multiple omegas pooling resources
alone ists hust the best they can manage
ooh. good idea. okay thanks
as requested by @landofw0nder
This is only TWST OCs but I’ll elaborate with other fandoms if anyone wants
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u think omegas who grow up on the poor dont get to experience nesting bc of a lack of like. anything they could reasonably use for a nest. do u think that fucks w them a little or do they make smaller nests and stuff. or is this a classist question.
Birds who make nests out of fiber optic cables:
Babe a fiber optic cable is NOT something someones just gonna have laying around 😭😭😭
u think omegas who grow up on the poor dont get to experience nesting bc of a lack of like. anything they could reasonably use for a nest. do u think that fucks w them a little or do they make smaller nests and stuff. or is this a classist question.
I think it would fuck em up. bc like nesting would be like a hormonal thing so not being able to nest would lowkey fuck with them
okay good im writing something thanks aure
u think omegas who grow up on the poor dont get to experience nesting bc of a lack of like. anything they could reasonably use for a nest. do u think that fucks w them a little or do they make smaller nests and stuff. or is this a classist question.
“i dont wanna get up and eat”
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SUNSET SAVANNA IS JUST LIKE THE PHILIPPINES SO IN THIS ESSAY I WILL
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does your mama know you eat all that crap?
lets break it down
