1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

slut era (obsessed with 1 person)

back in the day whenever a movie needed a guy they got philip seymour hoffman. back when america was a real county.

if I were in the house I would simply leave

[ Text ID: why can't you see me? / why can't i stop needing you to see me? ]

im one bad day away from doing this

we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

we need more characters who get hit with a one liner and instead of responding smugly with one of their own they're just like "kill yourself"

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

“i like clingy” i will tie our souls together

earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding

20-something girlies we need to start leaving the house to meet people who make us feel like people