if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

actually i want shiv to fake a pregnancy to keep tom from leaving her à la terry schuester in the first season of glee. no further explanation if you get it you get it etc

actually i want tom to fake a pregnancy to keep shiv from leaving him à la terry schuester in the first season of glee. no further explanation if you get it you get it etc

listening to creep on the radio in the car and after it ended the host just sighed and went “well, im sorry you feel that way thom” and then played the next song

Uquiz that tells you whether you are an introvert an extrovert or a bisexual

my job in the leftist commune is to reset the microwave clock after the power goes out :)