Itโs taking every ounce of my strength to not read Homestuck^2 even though I know itโll probably do some fuckshit thatโll upset me.
Help.
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Itโs taking every ounce of my strength to not read Homestuck^2 even though I know itโll probably do some fuckshit thatโll upset me.
Help.

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DISCORD SERVER SENTENCE STARTERS
A collection of quotes from my Discord server with friends. Feel free to change pronouns/wording as desired. CONTENT WARNING(S) FOR: Suggestive, crude, absolutely cursed.
โ Is this my wife? โ
โ Itโs important that I marry the all seeing eldritch abomination thatโs gonna destroy the universe. I love you but not right now. โ
โ YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF CURSED WORDS AND TREACHERY HISSED BETWEEN YOUR HORRIBLE NEEDLE TEETH. โ
โ You do not get to directly, purposely help with ending the world. โ
โ You know what I change my mind fuck you. โ
โ Heโs had ~intercourse~ but he hasnโt fucked. โ
โ You donโt wanna kill your parasite book friend do you? โ
โ So basically anytime anyone shares that one poem about a two faced calf! Remember! That calf will die because of too much Sonic the Hedgehog! โ
โ I hate One (1) Green Fuck with a PASSION. โ
โ Help I got 4k hd-ed to death. โ
โ Youโre horrible. Youโre terrible. Youโre absolute fucking garbage and I fucking love it. โ
โ [NAME], your jesterhood fills me with dread emotions that I cannot describe. โ
โ SHEโS LIKE A MILF WHO HATES KIDS! โ
โ And I will casually dunk on [NAME]. โ
โ I THOUGHT YOU WERE APPLYING THAT TROPE TO SHREK AND NOW I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHREK HAS HAD SEX. CURSED. โ
โ YOU ATE MY DAD. AND EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL WEEK, IM GONNA EAT YOU TOO, BITCH. โ
โ Isnโt putting cocaine into somebodyโs food too mild of a prank? โ
โ Would you like to see bones, child? โ
โ Once again you have asked me a question about gender, and once again I must sayโฆ Probably? โ
โ My children multiply and I support them. โ
โ IโM A JEANIUS! โ
โ He doesnt have a dick as far as Iโm concerned. โ
โ [NAME], you absolutely stupid toddler. โ
โ But if I ended the universe how would I touch [NAME]โs hot super soldier body? โ
โ Fuck Grammarly, all my homies hate Grammarly. โ
โ Iโm so sorry this fanfic parody got out of hand. Iโm not even actively writing it anymore itโs somehow gained sentience PLEASE kill it. โ
โ THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE, ACTUALLY! โ
โ Actually decomposing into a skeleton rapidly because of an elder god is fine in comparison to this fucking drivel youโve forced me to read with mine own eyes WHY would you DO THIS- โ
โ YโALL MY M&MS ARE MELTING THIS SHIT CURSED TOO. โ
โ NO I HATE IT WHYโD I OFFER THAT? โ
โ I got summoned here and now Iโm scared. โ
โ The cross feels less cursed because it raises less questions to me. โ
โ Weโre getting robbed. โ
โ We say the funny fuck word and that is the peak of our humor. โ
โ [NAME] Gets Eaten Alive By His Classmates. โ
โ We are the transgendersโฆ. โ
โ Hey kids, just here to say that please do not fucking vore meโฆ Thanks! โ
โ Guess they donโt call her the chosen one for nothinโ, huh? โ
โ The evil has vanished. โ
โ We love them but just, sometimes awful things are piled at our door. โ
โ Y'all remember Spicy [NAME]? I remember Spicy [NAME]. โ
โ Okay just for the record I am totally a GILF. โ
โ Very fair, MILFHunter. โ
โ [NAME] is a specialist in clown husbandry and their care. โ
โ You are very welcome, my fellow clown enthusiasts! โ
โ The clownverse consumes me now. โ
โ There could be a jester here, as we speak. โ
"I AM [NAME], MOTHER OF CLOWNS. โ
โ I have to call myself for a rules lawyering hold on. โ
โ This just says Ms. Steal Your Girl? โ
โ Guess Iโll date! โ
โ Sorry [NAME], no dinner. They were going to make it but they looked into each othersโ eyes and now the stove is on fire while theyโre kissing against the counter. โ
โ [NAME], where are the post actual relationship starting walkthroughs? I need the Elite Strats. โ
โ THE GUSHERS BOX HAS BECOME TOO POWERFUL TO BE CONTAINED. โ
โ Are you straight or are you normal? โ
โ Those traitorous scum from Limp Biskut will be next! โ
โ I DONโT KIN VEGETA! โ
โ AND GORILLAS ARE NOT EASY TO MOUNT! โ
โ Hereโs how we fix next year:ย I need 8 trillion tons of dirt and some duck tape. โ
โ Step one: we eat the dirt. โ
โ Oh fuck - IM ALREADY A CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE! โ
โ You will be responsible for murdering a cat. Are you willing to have that blood on your hands? โ
โ If all I got out of murdering you was the knowledge that you were too much of a bottom to face me, then I would happily murder you ten thousand times over. โ
โ Since when have I ever obeyed the law? โ
โ NO MISTAKES FOR BABY, ONLY SLEEP. โ
โ I DO NOT NEED BED, I WANT TO SLEEP ON THE CURB!!! โ
โ Donโt summon demons. Youโre better than that. โ
โ Why is no one talking about the Weed Tree? โ
โ Either way - someone fucked a mermaid. โ
โ- [ Hey. ย ย ย ย This is a returning Vriska Serket RP blog.
ย ย ย ย Iโm paragraph/novella based. (I donโt really like IC blogging that much.)
ย ย ย ย Iโve been writing Vriska for over 5 years- Iโm independent, ย ย ย ย private, selective, and love crossovers and OCs. ย ย ย ย Iโm not affiliated with the fandom, and I think Homestuck^2 is stinky.
ย ย ย ย If youโre interested in writing, give this post a like or a reblog ! ]
-ย ย [ conveniently , I finished up a vris recently thatโs perfect for posting here ]
---- [ Hey. ย ย ย ย This is a returning Vriska Serket RP blog.
ย ย ย ย Iโm paragraph/novella based. (I donโt really like IC blogging that much.)
ย ย ย ย Iโve been writing Vriska for over 5 years- Iโm independent, ย ย ย ย private, selective, and love crossovers and OCs. ย ย ย ย Iโm not affiliated with the fandom, and I think Homestuck^2 is stinky.
ย ย ย ย If youโre interested in writing, give this post a like or a reblog ! ]

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damn some of yaโll still here
แแแโฐ ๐ท โฑแ โ 8y the look of things -ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย You have a very exciting 24 hours ahead of you . โ
แแแโฐ ๐ท โฑแโ โ Itโll 8e one HELL of a reckoning !ย โ
THEย PROPHECYโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆย ย FATย YOGSHIโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ

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THEย PROPHECYโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆย ย FATย YOGSHIโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ
โ- [ I think a lot about how in spite of Vriska acting like the strong ย ย ย ย one that doesnโt need help-ย
ย ย ย ย thereโs no way she couldโve done half the stuff she did if she ย ย ย ย didnโt have the other session players with her.ย
ย ย ย ย As much as she tormented and messed with them- she wouldโve ย ย ย ย been long dead had it not been for their help; despite her actions. ย ย ย ย Vriska was definitely one of the strongest players in their session- ย ย ย ย but in the face of Sburb; no player can stand alone. ]
[ this is the song that inspired this thought and it rlly fits this Too well ]
Strands may break alone But twisted, make a braid Together on their own The journey shall be made
Huddled in the cold Backs against the storm The timid and the bold They keep each other warm
Shivering alone But joined theyโre unafraid Together on their own The journey shall be made.
Anyone get that โmy childhood was stolen and itโs not fairโ kind of angry
โ- [ I think a lot about how in spite of Vriska acting like the strong ย ย ย ย one that doesnโt need help-ย
ย ย ย ย thereโs no way she couldโve done half the stuff she did if she ย ย ย ย didnโt have the other session players with her.ย
ย ย ย ย As much as she tormented and messed with them- she wouldโve ย ย ย ย been long dead had it not been for their help; despite her actions. ย ย ย ย Vriska was definitely one of the strongest players in their session- ย ย ย ย but in the face of Sburb; no player can stand alone. ]
[ this is the song that inspired this thought and it rlly fits this Too well ]
Strands may break alone But twisted, make a braid Together on their own The journey shall be made
Huddled in the cold Backs against the storm The timid and the bold They keep each other warm
Shivering alone But joined they're unafraid Together on their own The journey shall be made.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Iย WATCHย THEย CITYย BURN.
ย ย how long can you stand the pain?ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย how long will you play this game? ย ย how long will you hide your face?ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย will you fight or will you walk away? ย ย ย howย ย longย ย willย ย youย ย beย ย afraid โฆย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย how long will you let it burn? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ARE ย YOU ย AFRAID ?ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย LET IT BURN ?
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย will you hide until it all burns down? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย will you fight when it all burns down? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย will you stand when it all burns down? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย will you love when it all burns down? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย will you just let it ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ALL BURN DOWN? ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย [ ยฉ ]

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CHARACTER INTERVIEW.
ย - NAME: Vriska Marquise Serket ย - ALIAS: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, Vriskers,ย ย - AGE: 24, 11.6 sweeps ย - FAMILY: Aranea Serket (Dancestor) , Marquiser Spinneret Mindfang (Ancestor), and no8ody else. ย - SIGNIFICANT OTHER: (this answer is verse dependant)
๐ฟ๐ด๐๐๐พ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ป.
ย - SINS:ย greed ย / ย gluttony ย / ย sloth ย / ย lust ย / ย pride ย / ย envy ย / ย wrath ย - VIRTUES: chastity ย / ย charity ย / ย diligence ย / ย humility / ย kindness ย / ย patience ย / justice ย - PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: Hm. ย - KNOWN LANGUAGES: Alternian and English. ย - SECRETS:ย As iiiiiiiif Iโd share any of THESE. ย - SAVVIES: Com8at, gam8ling, manipul8tion, a LOOOOOOOOT of things.
๐ฟ๐ท๐๐๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ป.
ย - BUILD: scrawny ย / ย bony ย / ย slender ย / ย fitย / ย athletic ย / ย curvy ย / ย herculean ย / ย pudgy ย / ย average ย - HEIGHT: 8โฒ even; 8โฒ8โณ with horns. ย - SCARS / MARKS: W8y too many to count, ahoho. ย - ABILITIES / POWERS: Haha, gog, this would t8ke HOURS to get through. ย - RESTRICTIONS: I can do ANYTHING if I try hard enough.ย
๐ต๐ฐ๐ ๐พ๐๐ธ๐๐ด๐. ย - FOOD: Never really thought a8out this one. ย - DRINK: Oooooooor this one. ย - PIZZA TOPPING: Pepperoni. ย - COLOR: Ew? ย - MUSIC GENRE: Metal & Indie. ย - BOOK GENRE: I donโt really read often... horror ???????? ย - MOVIE GENRE: Horror !!!!!!!! ย - SEASON: Winter. ย - CURSE WORD: Aaaaaaaall of them.ย I put s8ilors to sh8me. ย - SCENT(S): Smells that arenโt 8ad ??
๐๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ณ๐พ๐ผ.
ย - BOTTOM OR TOP: Iโm getting on top or Iโm kicking you into the ceiling trying. ย - SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Soooooooometimes. ย - LIKES BAD PUNS: Gross, no, no no no nononono.
TAGGED BY: @team-phantomโย
TAGGING: YOU !!!!!!!!