I'm a loser, honey!

🍒 They sat in Angel's room in the hotel, having a "girls night" since they didn't have much money to spend between them. The hotel's rules prevented them from getting completely wasted, but a few drinks and a little home-spa treatment couldn't have caused that much of an issue.

"It was before you moved here, that's for sure," she said as she carefully painted black on his nails. She wouldn't have been caught double-dead in this establishment before. "I'm only here to see what the fuss is about. I'm outta here the instant they try to pull some 'redemption' bullshit on me."

"Least it's gettin me outta Val's place." He laughed. "You should stick around for a bit. Bet you and Niff would get along real well~"

A free hand reached for his glass of whatever alcoholic concoction they had managed from the bar. He swirled the glass a bit and took a drink as if it wasn't one of the strongest things in the bar. Sitting the glass back down, he admired her work on one finished hand.

He chuckles, letting Husk rub against him as long as he wants, even leaning into him a bit more. How could he not adore those cat-like tendancies?

He straight up laughed as Angel kissed his forehead and cheek, bother enjoying the attention and the fact that Angel was being a bit of a shit about it.

"Yeah?" With a mischievous grin, he lifts Husk's chin with a single finger. "What if I do this?" He leans in, barely brushing his lips against Husk's, watching closely for his reaction before finally kissing him fully.

He can't stop the smile that pulls at his face as he feels Husk's tail wrap around him. One hand moves to gently pet along the feathers at the end of his tail before running his fingers over the length of tail settled in his lap.

He chuckles, letting Husk rub against him as long as he wants, even leaning into him a bit more. How could he not adore those cat-like tendancies?

"What, and you think I'm not a hopeless romantic~? Don't worry, I ain't gonna be laughing at ya."

His hand moves to scritch at Husk's ears once again, kind of actually wanting to hear him purr again. He's so cute, even if he wont admit it. At least Angel thinks so. And he is just absolutely lost in staring at Husk right now. He's very in love with this cat demon.

And when he does finally realize he's staring, he's instantly blushing and trying to cover his face.

Husk's entire body leaned onto Angel as he purred, closing the small distance between them in a sort of awkward cat snuggle while staying on his own stool at the bar. He did open his eyes enough to see Angel all red in the face.

He can't stop the smile that pulls at his face as he feels Husk's tail wrap around him. One hand moves to gently pet along the feathers at the end of his tail before running his fingers over the length of tail settled in his lap.

i know this has been done several times before, but if by chance any of the following questions appeal to you specifically, you've come to the right place! this meme contains NSFW content, so adults only please! ♡

afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?

beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?

body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?

clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?

cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)' orgasm?

dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?

drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?

dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?

eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?

fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?

g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?

hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?

humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?

impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?

kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?

lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?

location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?

lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?

marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?

music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?

names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?

orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?

positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?

praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?

queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?

restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?

sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?

sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?

size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?

sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?

stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?

strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?

style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?

top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?

tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?

toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?

turn on — what turns them on?

volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?

"What's between you and I, Just a comfortable lie..."

an independent, private, and selective STOLAS from HELLUVA BOSS. mostly headcanon-based.

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from Hazbin Hotel. Selective, 18+ only. SLASHED by Phoenix.

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★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

He's still at a loss for words. He trusts Niss' aim enough, but the guy he was up against? Not an easy target.

"Niss... I ain't doubtin ya or anything... But you're trying to take out one of the Vees. Do ya realize how fuckin dangerous that is?"

✢ " Ya think I don't know that? " Arackniss was the best what he did, if anyone had a chance of pulling it off, it was him.

Even if he did fail, he had to try. " Don't ya even think bout blamin yerself. I know quali sono i rischi.." Still, worth it.

"You don't know Val like I do. If you mess this up... He ain't gonna let you live."

Valentino had connections, that was what Angel knew for sure. He had plenty of guns of his own and who knows how easily he could also get angelic bullets. He was a fucking overlord. He had ties, even if other overlords didn't like him.