Damian: Out of respect for the Robin name, I have been researching the person who originated it: Mary Grayson (nee Lloyd).
Bruce: Oh, find anything good?
Damian: Were you aware she had a criminal record?
Bruce: Yes.
Tim: Of course. I have a copy of it at home.
Jason: I mean I didn't. But I'm not surprised.
Damian: Why not?
Jason: Because I've met her son. I imagine Mary Grayson was involved in every anti-authoritarian protest she came across on her travels. What I would be more interested in is learning exactly what Janet Drake was up to to create Master Stalker over there.
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Bruce knows it. The rest of the batfam knows it. Hell, even Jason is aware but doesn't want to admit it.
When it comes to romance, he has a type. Each one either has tried to kill him or isn't completely human.
So, when it came out that Jason gained a new boyfriend, bets and theories among the family began ranging from how long it would last and if this one was a meta to if the boyfriend was Kryptonian, a clone, or someone from the LOA. Other than the seemingly lack of information and the whole adoption bait look, Jason's boyfriend was a regular civilian. A college student from somewhere in Illinois that's double majoring in astronomy and engineering at Gotham University.
Was he running from something based on how jumpy he is and how too clean his record was? Most likely but other than that he cared for Jason as much as they could tell from snooping.
After months of ignoring and avoiding the snooping and pleading from the batfam, Jason just wanted to end the theories and bets once and for all, so he invited Danny to family dinner at the manor. Everything was going fine.
Until Danny's eyes flashed a toxic green as a stray knife from Damian went through his shoulder and he simply moved over in his seat, the knife embedded into the chair.
What if Jason told Danny that they were going to do stupid tests? What if Danny got tired of their bullshit. Especially as it put Jason in danger? He knows that Jason is like him and will recover quickly, but Danny's a protective spirit. And he's so fucking done. So, like usual, he goes for the bit that will traumatize everyone.
He lets the knife pierce his shoulder. He looks wide eyed and confused, until his eyes land on the blade and blow out.
"Oh. Uh-ummmm..... heh.... what the fuck is wrong with all of you?" And passes out.
Danny has gotten really good at controlling the speed of his pulse and breathing too. Technically he doesn't need to do either. He just does it to maintain the appearance of humanity.
Danny looks down at the knife in his shoulder with wide eyes turning to look at the batfam with wide scared eyes "What's wrong with all of you?" Dramatically falls over ontop of the knife making rhe injury intentionally worse and starts to slow his breathing and heartrate. As well as letting his ghostly nature slowly turn him paler and make his skin grow colder. If he really wants to go far he can make his breath give off a death rattle. It works similarly to how he accesses his wail only when he's in human form and more closed off. Just really full blown scare the absolute shit out of them.
Bruce knows it. The rest of the batfam knows it. Hell, even Jason is aware but doesn't want to admit it.
When it comes to romance, he has a type. Each one either has tried to kill him or isn't completely human.
So, when it came out that Jason gained a new boyfriend, bets and theories among the family began ranging from how long it would last and if this one was a meta to if the boyfriend was Kryptonian, a clone, or someone from the LOA. Other than the seemingly lack of information and the whole adoption bait look, Jason's boyfriend was a regular civilian. A college student from somewhere in Illinois that's double majoring in astronomy and engineering at Gotham University.
Was he running from something based on how jumpy he is and how too clean his record was? Most likely but other than that he cared for Jason as much as they could tell from snooping.
After months of ignoring and avoiding the snooping and pleading from the batfam, Jason just wanted to end the theories and bets once and for all, so he invited Danny to family dinner at the manor. Everything was going fine.
Until Danny's eyes flashed a toxic green as a stray knife from Damian went through his shoulder and he simply moved over in his seat, the knife embedded into the chair.
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Barry: Okay. Stay here. I'll go check it out. *Picks up bat* If you hear me shout Code 16 use our home invasion plan delta.
Iris: Okay.
Barry walking through the dark house until he sees a light in the kitchen: AH-HA!
Danny eating out of the open fridge: Hmm-whaa!?
Barry: Wait a minute, you're just a kid. What are you doing?
Danny: I'm sorry! I was hungry! I didn't know anyone was home, but I swear I didn't mean any harm!
Barry: I see. How long has it been since you last had food?
Danny: I don't know.
Barry: Really?
Danny sniffing: I'll leave, I'm sorry. Please don't call the cops.
Barry putting the bat down: Leaving before my one am meal? You can't! Stay, I could use the company.
Danny: ....one am meal?
Barry: Yeah, I can whip us up some pizzas. *turning to yell* IRIS, IT'S ALL GOOD. GO BACK TO BED. I'M GOING TO EAT
Iris: OKAY! ENJOY!
Danny: Um?
Barry: I have pepperoni, sausage or plain cheese. Which do you prefer?
Danny: Wait. Are you really going to make me pizza?
Barry: Well, it's frozen pizza. It takes about 15 minutes in my toaster oven, but trust me, it's the best brand. My nephew swears by it. My name is Barry, by the way, what's yours?
Danny: I...Ugh I'm Danny.
Barry: Nice to meet you Danny. You want to crash here after we eat?
Danny: What?
Barry: Spend the night here. A nap after eating always feels best.
Danny: ....what?
A few hours later Barry slipping back into bed: Iris.
Iris: Hmm?
Barry: I've adopted a son. His name is Danny. He's fifteen, meta, and running from his parents. Sweet thing. He took over the guest room, so now when we have guests stay over, they have to sleep on the pull-out couch.
Iris half alseep: Sounds good. Does he have your eyes?
Barry: Yeah surprisingly he does. I tucked him into bed.
Iris: That's nice.
Danny two walls away dressed in Wally' pjs, with a full stomch and freshly showered: How...how did he convince me to be adopted in only one hour???? Is he a witch?????
Some time in the future
JL has been razzing Batman about his adoption problem, and a Green Lantern (Hal probably) notices that Barry never joins in on it.
At first people just dismiss it as Barry just being nice, but he is perfectly willing to joke about other things so it eventually becomes noticeable.
Green Lantern eventually asks (harasses) him about it and
Barry: sighs shaking his head "I do try to avoid being a hypocrite whenever possible."
GL: "I mean yeah, you took care of Wally, and have adopted Bart, but adopting abused and time displaced relatives is just not the same thing as old Spooky is doing."
Batman chuffs softly but doesn't make a statement . Batman knows Barry's family make up because he helps fund the Justice League and subsidizes the hero's household budgets as needed.
Barry: Rolls his eyes "Yeah I have Wally and Bart, I also have Danny, Jazz, Dani, Dan, and occasionally Sam and Tucker who I didn't actually adopt but come with the Danny package."
GL: "Danny, Dani, and Dan? Why do I feel like there is a story there?"
Barry: "Probably because there is." *several seconds of uncomfortable silence with GL just stairing at Barry. "Fine." *Barry throws up his hands.* "Danny was sneaking into houses, he though were empty, to eat food after his parents attacked him and chased him out of his home town when they found out he was a meta. Even though the lab accident where he got his powers was their own damn fault! Like the crackpot mad scientists they are." Barry muttered the last darkly before in true Flash fashion lightening up. "Jazz is Danny's older sister, who was also impacted by their parents "work" if not as severely, and followed Danny after laying a false trail thoughout the lower 48 states and Mexico."
The JL shares some looks around at that, that is some extensive false trail laying for being kicked out for being a meta.
Barry: Dani, that is Dani with an "i", is an imperfect clone of Danny made by his super villain Godfather when Danny refused to be his evil minion, she eventually also turned against him and was taken in by Danny."
Wonderwoman nodded: "So of course you took her in, I would expect nothing less of you Flash."
Barry: *blushed* "Well, she actually happen about six months before I found Danny riffling though my fridge like a particularly tall and dexterous raccoon. He had spent around a year and change after his lab accident as a small town vigilantly before his parents found out about his meta status and forced him to go on the run."
GL: "And Dan?" he asked with some trepidation.
Barry: "Reformed evil alternate Danny, from a future timeline that can never now happen, that has had his spirit put into an other wise empty Danny clone."
GL: *Faintly* "So he had the full superhero *experience* before you even met him then?"
Barry: *Nodding* "Yeah, pretty much."
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Damian: Father, I require assistance.
Batman: Is this about the exploding Lazarus pit again?
Damian: Worse.
(Danny phases through the Batcave ceiling holding a glowing smoothie.)
Danny: Hey dad, hey grandpa. Raven says if you keep stress-brooding youâre gonna throw your back out by age fifty-two.
Batman: âŚ
Damian: âŚ
Batman: Explain.
Danny: Oh right. Hi. Iâm Danny. Iâm your future grandson from, like, twenty years ahead. Mom sent me back because dad accidentally started an interdimensional incident trying to prove he could âtotally beat Constantine in a magic duel.â
Damian: I would neverâ
Danny: You absolutely would. I have video proof.
Batman: Raven is the mother?
Danny: Yeah. You guys were terrifyingly in love. Whole âdarkness and violence but secretly soft for each otherâ thing. Really gross honestly.
Damian: Father, destroy him.
Danny: Canât. Genetic immunity. Also grandma Talia already tried.
Batman: âŚTalia knows?
Danny: Oh yeah. She loves me. Calls me âthe tolerable Wayne.â
Damian: I despise this timeline.
Danny: Thatâs okay. Mom said youâd say that. Dad cried when I inherited her empathy and your anger issues though.
Batman: already opening the contingency files
Danny: Donât bother. I inherited ghost powers from a lab accident too.
Batfamily watching from the security cameras
Jason: âOh thank God, Damian finally got humbled.â
Tim: âThe glowing kid called Bruce grandpa and Bruce didnât deny it.â
Dick: âHE CAN PHASE THROUGH WALLS?!â
Cass: silent delighted thumbs up
Steph: âFuture goth divorce baby speedrun any%.â
Damian Wayne had never experienced true suffering before.
Then the new veterinarian opened across from the animal shelter he volunteered at.
He was kind to every animal.
He hand-fed injured pigeons.
He let ugly three-legged cats climb onto his shoulders during appointments.
He wore oversized sweaters with paw prints on them.
AND WORST OF ALLâ
He was the most beautiful person he had ever seen in his entire twelve years of existence.
Not regular pretty either.
No.
Universe-ending pretty.
Like âethereal being accidentally trapped in human formâ pretty.
Like âGreek gods would start drama over himâ pretty.
Like âwhy is there sparkles around him when he holds baby rabbitsâ pretty.
And unfortunatelyâ the veterinarian was approximately ancient.
As in TWENTY.
Which meant Damian could not even emotionally justify his feelings because Grayson would never let him hear the end of it.
So instead Damian did the mature thing.
He decided Drake needed to marry him immediately.
Tim Drake was dragged to the animal rescue at 7:12 AM against his will.
Tim: âDamian itâs SATURDAY.â
Damian: âThere is an emergency.â
Tim, half asleep: âIs someone dying?â
Damian: âPotentially my future happiness.â
Tim: ââŚwhat.â
Damian shoved him through the clinic doors dramatically.
And thatâs when Tim saw him.
The veterinarian looked up from where he was bottle-feeding an injured kitten.
Messy white hair.
Blue eyes.
Oversized hoodie under scrubs.
Tiny paw-print bandaid on his cheek.
Surrounded by like six different animals at once like a Disney princess blessed by God personally.
Tim:.............................
Damian watched the soul leave Drakeâs body in real time.
Hook.
Line.
Sinker.
Excellent.
Danny: âOh! Hi! You here to volunteer?â
Tim: *Buffering*
Damian: âThis is my older brother Timothy. He is single.â
Tim: âDAMIANââ
Danny blinked. Then smiled. Tim nearly hit cardiac arrest.
Danny: âCool. Iâm Danny.â
Tim, internally: Danny. Danny. His NAME is Danny.
Damian could literally SEE the moment Drake got attached.
It was disgusting.
Five minutes later:
Tim was holding three puppies.
Danny was laughing at something he said.
Damian was sitting nearby with the satisfaction of a man orchestrating political warfare successfully.
Grayson arrived thirty minutes later and immediately sensed evil.
Dick: âWhy is Tim staring at that veterinarian like he just witnessed the second coming?â
Damian, calmly feeding a rabbit: âThe plan progresses smoothly.â
Dick: âThe WHAT.â
Meanwhile Jason wandered in, took one look at Tim, and started cackling.
Jason: âOH MY GOD. Replacementâs got a crush.â
Tim: âI do NOT.â
Danny, from across the room: âTim can you hand me the antiseptic?â
Tim: already halfway across the clinic before the sentence finished.
Jason collapsed against the wall laughing.
Steph found out in under 24 hours.
Steph: âSo let me get this straight. Damian found a pretty vet, realized he was too young, and reassigned the crush to Tim?â
Damian: âCorrect.â
Steph: âAnd Tim actually fell for it?â
Damian: âDrake has the survival instincts of wet paper.â
Tim, in the background, googling: âHow to impress veterinarian ethically.â
Bruce found out three days later when Tim voluntarily woke up before noon to âvisit the shelter.â
Bruce: deeply concerned (i would be too)
Alfred, meanwhile, had already figured everything out.
Alfred: âMaster Damian appears quite invested in Master Timothyâs love life.â
Bruce: ââŚwhy.â
Alfred: âBecause the young veterinarian resembles a woodland fae creature specifically engineered to appeal to your sons.â
Bruce: ââŚI see.â
Alfred: âFrankly, sir, Iâm surprised Master Jason has not proposed yet as well.â
Jason, walking by:
âIâM THINKING ABOUT IT.â
The worst part?
Danny genuinely WAS Timâs exact type.
Sleep-deprived disaster? Check
Kind to animals? Check
Looks like he hasnât slept in three business days? Check
Accidentally funny? Check
Mysterious weird vibes? Check
Probably haunted? Check
Tim never stood a chance.
Damian watched the disaster unfold like a proud parent.
Because if HE couldnât marry the Goddess of a vetâthen at least he could secure visitation rights through Drake.
âI think you should take a look at yourself in the mirror.â
He turned around and faced the mirror.Â
Blue eyes looked back.
Fenton looked back.
A little tired, hair a bit of a mess, lanky.
The same as he always looked.
He shifted into his ghost form.
His aura reflected off the chrome and tile making the room even brighter. He considered turning the lights off but stopped himself.
Standing in the dark wasnât the point.
He kept staring himself in the eyes.
âDanny?â
âHmm?â
âTell me what you see.â
âGreen eyes, white hair. teeth.â he hesitated, âfangs.â
âKeep going.â
He reached up and touched the tip of his ear, âpointy ears,â his gaze drifted to his hands, his gloves had changed since he had last seen them. They were fingerless gloves now. He guessed that was better than being stretched out or ripped apart, âclaws.â
âWhat color?â
âDark green. It keeps getting darker.â
âItâs okay, Danny. Look back in the mirror.â
He didnât know how she knew he wasnât looking but he did what she asked. He locked eyes with himself again.
âKeep your eyes on your reflection and look down. Slowly.â
He swallowed but did as she asked. Maybe a little too slowly. He wasnât sure.
He didnât really want to see it.
His new hands, the lower set, were gripping the edge of the counter.
His hands were pitch black.
Why did they keep doing that?
What did it mean?
âDanny breathe.â
It wasnât until she said something that he realized he wasnât breathing normally.
He closed his eyes and pulled his hands away from the counter.
âCan I turn back now?â
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Danny is portrayed back to back with Jazz. Danny is looking in a bathroom mirror at himself, fully in his transformed ghost form. His skin is a dark blackish green. Both Danny and Jazz are on the phone. Jazz is holding a set of car keys with a mini Bearbert keychain. Jazz looks fond, Danny looks sad and stressed.)
the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from buckyâs phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude
this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like heâs about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.
Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just â...Is that the winter soldier.â
and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based.Â
âOh FUCK we gotta GO!âÂ
#greg later in cuffs:so was that a joke when you swiped me or...? #bucky: listen youre about to go away for like a hundred years #greg: okay would you still be around after that #bucky: ...maybe #greg: oh so would you want to-- #sam: nope! uh-uh! stopping you right there!! not having that!! not happening #greg: oh man the falcon hey a friend of mine wanted me to ask-- #sam: nope! (via @chucktaylorupset)
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Did Cosmo and Wanda have a fairy Timmy back in the day? I hadn't watched A New Wish yet but iirc their relationship was strained by Timmy, I think because of the whole "no one aged for 50 years" thing in Timmy's Secret Wish. So would that mean Timmy messed up their marriage?
Yep! Timmy was Cosmo and Wanda's first fairy!
Cosmo and Wanda were newly weds with no support systems thus miserable enough to get their own fairy!
For the first few years, the three of them were perfect but Timmy overstayed his welcome, none of them wanting to lose this new family they created. Timmy used his magic to try and force a magic solution to make Cosmo and Wanda happy again, to varying levels of success.
New fairy management notices that Cosmo and Wanda seem to be getting more miserable despite having Timmy, so they get assigned a new fairy:
Chloe is here to fix all of Timmy's mistakes. But their happy little family isn't going to be separated so instead of being replaced, Timmy and Chloe end up as coworkers.
But even with two fairies, Cosmo and Wanda keep getting more miserable. With a fresh new set of eyes and someone to talk to, Timmy finally admits that the Fairywinkle-Cosmas might be better off without him since most of their conflict does seem to revolve around magic. So both Chloe and Timmy resign, erasing Cosmo's, Wanda's, Poof's Peri's and Sparky's memories of magic.
That day, the Fairywinkle-Cosma's pet goldfish, the one they got when they got their first house, dies. The whole family is very torn up about it, crying even though they don't know why they feel so strongly about losing this goldfish.
As for the whole 50 year time loop thing:
After granting that accidental wish, Timmy does not come clean about it for 50 years in fear of getting into trouble. A swap version of Timmy's Secret Wish does happen and undoes the time loop but yep, that wish absolutely contributed in the decline of their marriage. Not that Cosmo and Wanda would remember it anyways
