ball so hard university

literally… like give up on life it’s just fanfiction if you were aiming for like a book… some fake science experiments… fine… now fanfiction it’s like giving up on playing chess even if you knew it was against a dog

anyone can recognize AI writing i think so why would you waste the faux pas on WILL SMITH HOCKEY fanfiction!

jack hughes is my goat from a different timeline because i think he’s hilarious but this will definitely hurt

people don’t want you to know this but macklin likes playing w cm97 so much

and then we still have to deal with pens fans after

what i meant was that if a guy from são josé do rio preto (which means somewhere in the northwestern countryside within são paulo but outside the metropolitan area) can locate a FLORIDA PANTHERS JERSEY and then coincidentally get notoriously arrested for a series of murders on the argentinan border with a BRUINS one… then is it really so ludicrous that kids are rooting for random teams based on digital affections

the more i learn about willmack the less i understand this parasocial competition they’re nurturing against his dad… how can it be that every single ship has the sweater boy and absolute nightmare juxtaposition 😭 oh so one of them is the other’s entire world and reason for happiness… and every single pairing you’ve enjoyed is like this… how coincidental