Grace has terrible ideas

some of u literally sound like anime villians when u respond to anon hate

idk who needs to hear this but if a core part of your personality is hating men you haven't decentered them at all

wuko kisses. wuko hugs. wuko cuddles. wuko spooning. wuko holding hands. wuko eye contact. wuko holding each other. WUKO BEING AFFECTIONATE.

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

How do I make Gemini commit suicide asking for a friend

The most energy-efficient way to take someone down with a suicide attack is to annoy and taunt them until they decide to take you down with a suicide attack.

hm, idk man the brain uses 20% of the body's energy at rest - probably a lot more if you've gotta taunt and annoy. sounds like a lot of work

As a person who talks a lot of shit for someone who is easily yeetable, I'd say that talking shit until someone tackles you off a cliff is a lot less effort than tackling someone off a cliff.