May I waste your time, too?

A witch has turned you into a opossum, and only true love’s kiss can turn you back. However, you don’t want to be human again as you’re quite content with the empire of garbage you have built.

WAIT

Gyro is so fucking funny. He's Italian. He's a cowboy. He's a doctor who is also an executioner. He has a complicated relationship with his father. He has grills with his name on them and a belt pointing to his dick. He has an eldest daughter complex. His jokes make no fucking sense. He has the strongest sense of morality in the entire race. He says nyo-ho. Character of all time

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog