OPPOSITE OF AMNESIA.

                —— here, catch. ❜

                  "   THAT'S HOW I HAVE VOWED   to always greet you,                   sir laughs-a-lot. get used to it or get out.                 hey!!                   not fair. you know my hand-eye coordination sucks.   "

           ❝  nah. makes you look dumb, if i’m bein’            honest. i really thought you knew better. ❞            shrugging, usual expressionless tone now         less prominent as it was started to be replaced         by one of sheer mockery. no one would blame                her if she threatened to kick him out.            ❝  only a person who’s truly un-hip would                  say the word hip, you grandma.  ❞

                        A NONCHALANT SHRUG.   her signature move, basically.

                   it’s jus’ a smoke.   ❜

                 "   YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT,   douchebag.                  but if you don't give me one, i will unfriend                  you on facebook and in real life.   "

             ❝  i need you to help me with somethin’.           — … also, since when do you wear glasses ?                  you look like lesbian harry potter.  ❞

                        “   WHAT?! THEY'RE NOT COOL?!   they're not hip? darn!!                                    that clerk lied to me!!         nah, mate, sometimes i wake up                                 and it's like, man           who has time to put in contact lenses?                                        i mean, dude, it's three in the afternoon. too late for that.   ”

                                  “ WEIRD. THAT'S EXACTLY  what everyone else said.                                                                                              come on, man. please?   ”

        ❝  the only thing you’re busy with           is being a huge pain in my ass.                          GET UP.  ❞

                        “   BRO! DON'T HAVE   to be like that. but, fine.   ”