❛ is tha’ how you’re gonna greet me, princess. oh, the hurt.
—— here, catch. ❜
" THAT'S HOW I HAVE VOWED to always greet you, sir laughs-a-lot. get used to it or get out. hey!! not fair. you know my hand-eye coordination sucks. "
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❛ is tha’ how you’re gonna greet me, princess. oh, the hurt.
—— here, catch. ❜
" THAT'S HOW I HAVE VOWED to always greet you, sir laughs-a-lot. get used to it or get out. hey!! not fair. you know my hand-eye coordination sucks. "

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❝ nah. makes you look dumb, if i’m bein’ honest. i really thought you knew better. ❞ shrugging, usual expressionless tone now less prominent as it was started to be replaced by one of sheer mockery. no one would blame her if she threatened to kick him out. ❝ only a person who’s truly un-hip would say the word hip, you grandma. ❞
" AW, MAN, YOU'RE gonna make me cry! that's so sweet. you think way too highly of me, though. i don't know better than literally anyone. but, jeez, i thought glasses would at least make me look smarter. i guess you learn somethin' new every day. "
A NONCHALANT SHRUG. her signature move, basically.
❛ what ?
it’s jus’ a smoke. ❜
" YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT, douchebag. but if you don't give me one, i will unfriend you on facebook and in real life. "
❝ i need you to help me with somethin’. — … also, since when do you wear glasses ? you look like lesbian harry potter. ❞
FEIGNED SURPRISE, complete with exaggerated gasp.
“ WHAT?! THEY'RE NOT COOL?! they're not hip? darn!! that clerk lied to me!! nah, mate, sometimes i wake up and it's like, man who has time to put in contact lenses? i mean, dude, it's three in the afternoon. too late for that. ”
❝R A T S? Ha—- uh, wouldn’t one of the other campers be able to help? I mean, rats? I don’t—- do rodents.❞
“ WEIRD. THAT'S EXACTLY what everyone else said. come on, man. please? ”

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❝ the only thing you’re busy with is being a huge pain in my ass. GET UP. ❞
“ BRO! DON'T HAVE to be like that. but, fine. ”
+ lcverboy, fleogende, beauregardisms
“ DUDE, THERE ARE, like, rats or some shit living in my walls. come help me get rid of 'em. please? ”
mercenaiire:
"How’d I juggle? It’s not all that hard. I can show you if you want.”
“ REALLY? WOULD YOU? it's incredible. must be magic i've never seen before. ”
+ cursedsorceress, begrudgiing
“ WHY THE STAFF? what a dumb question. i am a magician, you oaf. like i'm not going to have a staff. ”
+ tenebreas, calypsoisms, hamamellis
“ SHUT UP. NO WAY. you liar. you fucking liar. no way. ”

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+ phoeniicem, healeronly, puredesolate
“ GO AWAY. can't you see i'm busy? ”
+ pheriannath, mercenaiire, ferend
“ DUDE! THAT WAS so cool! how'd you do that? ”