Tommy

Some Marvel asshole with shitty new retcon in hand: Oooh actually, the High Evolutionary--

"Can you not talk so loud?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know what to do in this situation."

"No, I can't do that. I have to be somewhere else at that time and on that day."

"Why aren't you looking up?"

"I scratched myself."

"Sorry, I just really, really like ________ ."

"You have to turn off the lights when you leave the room."

"I couldn't sleep."

"I need to stay away from caffeine but thanks."

"Bedrooms are for sleeping."

"Are you okay?"

"I can do it! I can do it."

"Violins are annoying to me."

"Please calm down."

"Please don't hug me. It makes me uncomfortable."

"Was that suppose to be funny?"

"You should try a blanket fort. It's really quite soothing."

"Did you move my furniture?"

"No that's not how that's done. Let me show you."

"Do you do this every day?"

"I'm not sure what you mean."

"I have no interest in that."

"You're wearing a pattern in the carpet."

"I just see things differently."

"I won't eat that and you can't make me."

"Have you ever tried talking with them?"

"I can't have that. I'm allergic."

"Hm? Sorry. What?"

"Take it slowly."

"It's going to be okay."

"It is okay to hug you?"

"Where is it...?"

"That was a joke."