役に立たないゴミ

“Heh, yeah, I guess you can say that, but that depends where you look, kitten. I hope to the sweet innocence of your youth that you don’t go the places where I am known.”

At least she was obedient enough to actually calm down, which was a huge relief on his part. He didn’t really feel like playing suave in the morning and then at night. Having a flirtatious persona at school AND the club? Scandalous! Absolutely absurd! 

‘Trash’.

Wait, trash? Well, it’s not like it surprised him that much. She seemed to be the M kind of type, so it’d be natural she would find a degrading term like that more fitting to her. 

“Where you’re known? Well, heck, I don’t have the slightest clue of where you are from, so I guess you’re fine! I mean, I wasn’t joking about going to Kabukicho, but... I didn’t explore that place much, either. It’d certainly be a treat to find out you’re famous there, but hey, who knows? Ya wanna keep it professional, I’ll stay professional too!”

As said, she did want to become super-ultra-famous and stuff, and since studying would be of help, she’d take advantage of it. Greatly, too! Anything to become a magnificent remixer---!

...Did he just say he went to HPA too? OOoooh, now THAT’S some juicy stuff!!

“Eh, yeah, speedcore. I take my talent pretty seriously, yanno’? Making good remixes with that genre is hard and painful... which is pretty much my jam!” she just did say that. Unbelievable. “Wait, though- you were a student here too, Hisoka-sensei? Don’t tell me it wasn’t interestin’, ‘cause now I’m curious. I’ll keep my mouth shout, if you want that to be a secret too!”

“Fujunko-assured!★ ”

“(Sigh) What a student, eh?”

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“ …pardon? Ah, I don’t really get what you’re saying, but…it’s fine, isn’t it? It’s probably nothing important… ” whoa, so mean all of a sudden. “ They won’t judge you, why would they? In fact, I can assure you that cats probably don’t give a shit about you or your existence – simply because they’re cats. They only care and remember you when they’re hungry, lonely or bored, so there’s simply no point in thinking they’ll judge you. See, it’s all clear now. ”

As if. Though she crossed her arms and nodded in a serious manner, as if she was agreeing and accepting the other’s hatred for birds… rest in peace, she says quietly and clasps her hands together. Even to this day, the death of Coco is a traumatic experience. But it’s not like that’s important right now, what’s important is – wait, what? Did she not hear well? A lizard that – honestly, that was it. This is what she’s talking about! How does everyone expect her to be nice and make friends when shit like this can happen? Nuh-uh, she won’t accept this! 

“ …eugh, disgusting … reptiles are so vile… don’t talk to me about that, ew, are you a lizard too, secretly? You want to eat my cats, is that it? It was foolish to trust you… ugh, disgusting… I’m done. ”

“What? Ew, gross. I would never eat a cat! What would even be the point of doing that, huh? Dude, I just stated a fact!! A snake could even eat an elephant, y’know? Not just your cats!”

Honestly, at this point Fujunko doesn’t know how to feel about this girl. What is even with this hatred towards lizards? She doesn’t even know her name, and they already hate eachother, apparently...? Actually Fujunko doesn’t feel any kind of hatred, she just doesn’t get this chick’s logic, like, at all. This is why she never speaks about her favourite animals and interests to people. Somehow, she ends up falling in others’ shit list by just stating her opinion---

“I’m not a lizard, either! Uuuuuh... Now I don’t feel like conversing about nice things anymore. Jesus...”

“ Haha, n-no way, as a proud owner of two cats I can assure you they don’t…stare into your soul. Like, well, not intentionally, maybe? Isn’t that just a thing you see in movies?  Ughh, plus, if that were the case, wouldn’t I be already executed for my sins? Or something like that…you know, I’ve… thrown a lot of trash on the ground…I yelled at my mom…I killed….Coco…aghh!! ”

How did the other even go from complimenting cats to being scared of them in just a few seconds? Are normal people even able to do that, or is she just indecisive? Indecisive people sure are interesting…but mostly annoying. Plus, the girl reminded Rika about her cold-blooded murder of Coco; not a very nice thing to remember. Rest in peace, cute bird.

“Well, I know I sin, and I love being shamed for the fact that I sin, like, really hard over anime characters and even in-real-life-people, but I don’t feel like the cats need to judge me!! They’re still adorable, though, that’s a fact. I just feel like they’re not my kind of animal, y’know? Like birds. ...Actually, I plainly hate birds, that’s another story---”

Oh boy, and if it was some story- one that is best if it’s not told now, obviously, because it’d waste time, and it’d be hard to explain, so let’s just keep it to the fact that Fujunko just despises the feathered adorable skeleton-provied creatures that can fly. Plus, what was this girl’s point, either way? Only in movies?? Who knows that what’s in movies isn’t actually real?!

And what is this hate against lizards. What is this hate for reptiles in general? Of course Fujunko’s scared shitless of crocodiles and will do anything to avoid them, but tiny cute lizards, puffy little geckos and adorable iguanas...?

Plus, she had the best comeback for her logic.

“Yeah, but if you think about it, a big enough lizard could eat your cat.”

“Fufu, don’t look so down, kitten. I hate to see students so deliciously distressed.”

   Actually, he thought it was pretty funny. The way she was almost panting in excitement over how well he was playing along to only later be plummet by the reality of their ‘professional’ relationship.

Her disappointed and let down tone complimented with her shock of how quick it ended couldn’t help but make Hideaki chuckle in amusement. 

“Don’t look so down.” He cooed, a smile spreading across his lips as he gently tapped the top of her nose, a simple friendly action, he supposes. “Maybe when you graduate we can do something a little scandalous.” 

“…. But until then, I should be known as Hideaki Hisoka, and lets keep this friendly family, hm?.. Within the public eye, yes?”

“Within... the public eye? Awawawawa... Are you a celebrity outside the school or somethin’? Well, not like it’s a problem for me, but-”

The ‘boop’ on her nose made her emit a sound of confusion, but overall, Fujunko seemed to be complying with his request to chill the fuck out (basically), keeping in mind his name as he said it out. ...Hey, wait. She should introduce herself, too!

Within a matter of seconds, her pout faded away, simply accepting the fact that she’s also here to study and become a world-wide famous super cool arranger--and she cares about that!!

“Hmm, you’re a teacher, right? So, I’ll have to call you Hisoka-sensei! Hey, that sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? As for me, I’m Fujunko Isogi. If you need me, you know how to find me, no?-- school rosters and all. Heheheh.”

“As for my talent, I’m the speedcore arranger of the school or somethin’ like that. Probably would fit me more the title of ‘trash’, but I like speedcore, so that’s fine too!”

“  Some things just aren’t possible, I suppose…well, wishing it could happen is nice and all, but it ends up being disappointing. Trust me, I get jealous of my cats all the time…they can do anything they want and get all the attention they want…so unfair. But I guess it would be boring just sitting, sleeping and eating all day. ”

“ Why not just get a stray one off the street? Force it to love you and trick it with food…then raise it like your own child and watch it grow to love you and only you…and hate everyone else. It’s fulfilling. ”

“A... stray? Uh... that could be an idea, but I’m not sure... I mean, thinking about it, cats kind are creepy, like... you know, when they stare right at your soul sometimes, it just feels like as if they’re being the Spanish Inquisition or something like that- going through all of your dirty, dirty sins---”

Welp, okay, looking at it this way makaes Fujunko not want to get a cat. The mere thought of having them stare at you like that was... brrrrr. Not as bad as birds, but... No cats. No cats.

“Mmmmmmaybe I’ll... I’ll go for lizards. Hm. Lizards... sounds good.”

“ …cats are very nice, indeed…they’re so independent, it’s…refreshing. Ah, sorry, I didn’t mean to…interrupt you like that, uh… but, uh, well. I love my cats, y’know…I’m a nice owner! Cats are really good! They sleep all day and eat and get attention…doesn’t everyone want that? ”

“Oh, yeah! I totally agree!! I’m kind of envious about how independent they can be, honestly... and how much they sleep and eat... and yeah, get attention. I’d really want that. But I can’t do much about it, right? I’m never gonna be a cat even if I try to wish for it very hard.”

“It’s kinda sad! Damn, I wish I had the money for a cat...”