spoopy as frickie

you wouldnt download breasts

and that is where youre wrong

yeah iyo you need to download some breasts

im gonna set fire to your bed

you wouldnt download breasts

and that is where youre wrong

everyone needs to see this

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

i s2g my dash is always like 90% ppl bein thirsty as fuck

as it should be.

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

kindest regards, corpse

i dont know babe its annoying as hell tho makes me want to drown someone

You’ll understand when you’re older.

come say that to my face bitch

It’s a phase.

its not a phase you fucking asshole

I left for a few minutes and people started encouraging Iyorth’s murder habit.

its not a habit its my nature you ignorant old man

why would i preach about nonviolence when its so satisfyin to drive a stiletto heel into the heart of your enemies?

i love you

spectrophobla i dont even know you and youre so cruel to me.

im savvas second oldest nice to meet you