I put nine acorns in a bag

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

Her “disappearance” was also greatly exaggerated, she was under a lot of stress from the public and had just caught her first husband cheating on her, so she fucked off to a spa treatment hotel and checked in with a fake name as a “patient” claiming to not remember anything about her past. She kept up the illusion of mystery for most of her life, claiming to not know anything about what happened during that time, but in her twilight years she alluded to the fact that “of course I just ran away for a bit, wouldn’t you want to do the same?”