in omnia paratus

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

you used to be afraid of the moment a knife slices through all the balloon strings you’re holding but now you are the one cutting the strings  because hoarding balloons is no longer meaningful to you once you understand that there are people who are ready to let go and there are people who are ready to be let go.  

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times