Certified Xingyun Supremacist™️

Zhongli: What is that?

Hu Tao: It’s a keyboard smash!

Zhongli: How do I do it?

Hu Tao: Just press anything!

Xingqiu: Snow is formed when temperatures are low and there is moisture in the atmosphere in the form of tiny ice crystals. When these tiny ice crystals collide they stick together in clouds to become snowflakes. If enough ice crystals stick together, they’ll become heavy enough to fall to the ground.

Chongyun: Go fuck yourself

Chongyun: [eats the carrots off of Xingqiu’s plate]

Xingqiu, not looking up from his book: I didn’t call an exorcist.

jdkdsjfh lofty title there ;~;

Xingqiu: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I have been judgmental.

Chongyun: Okay.

~flashback~

Xingqiu: What a stupid thing to say.

~flashback ends~