Prepárame la cena, que regreso pronto.

Nasla sam Dejo/Sime fanfic na faking VIJETNAMSKOM

To someone who doesn’t speak Croatian this title is both funny and alarming.

What is it with attractive curly-haired footballers and artsy circle glasses this summer?

It will be a battle to the death between Borna Ćorić and Dominic Thiem for the reigning bubble butt king once Rafa retires.

So can gay men 😁

I love when grace is shown like this. I’m excited to see Alisson in action for the Reds.

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

The entire Sunshine on Leith album is fantastic. I seem to learn more about Scotland every time I listen, because I didn’t realize how political some of the songs are until I really listen to them. I want to watch the movie/see a production of the musical so badly.

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

Hungarian recipes: tHe mOrE gREAsY yOu mAKe iT tHe liKEliEr yOu aRe tO sUrVivE wInTer

Hrvatski recepti: maneštra, gulaš i palenta su Bog i batina

Russian recipes: To make this Russian dish… Oh no, it is Ukrainian… Than let’s make this one, it looks like Russian! Oh, it’s from Kazakhstan? And how about that one? Polish one, huh? Well, at least we tried…..