Jae Lee

“Excuse me-? You do not need to murder him”

Vein no-“

"He doesn't deserve to remain alive after touching you so disrespectfully"

“He does he was rather soft”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

He’s happy with that

He's smug

“Shh”

"Shh yourself, I wasn't saying anything"

“Too bad”

"I'm gonna bite you"

“Please do?”

"Freak'

“Ow”

"Am I wrong?"

“No”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

He’s happy with that

He's smug

“Shh”

"Shh yourself, I wasn't saying anything"

“Too bad”

"I'm gonna bite you"

“Please do?”

"Freak'

“Ow”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

He’s happy with that

He's smug

“Shh”

"Shh yourself, I wasn't saying anything"

“Too bad”

"I'm gonna bite you"

“Please do?”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

He’s happy with that

He's smug

“Shh”

"Shh yourself, I wasn't saying anything"

“Too bad”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

He’s happy with that

He's smug

“Shh”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

He’s happy with that

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”

“Yes?”

“Because he’s an ex. From years ago. Who I only see when he pays a bribe or I need to get him unarested”

“Neither of us wanted to commit or admit what we were “

"Oh"

He shrugs, “but it meant I got you so”

"Which is a downgrade I'm broke as fuck half the time"

“You’re not a criminal”

"Yea but the criminal was a rich fuck"

“He still gives me money, I can get his money and you. I’m winning in life”

".... are you sure he's over you?"

“He’s engaged”

"Oh"

Mhm”

"... well, at least I don't have to fight a rich cannibal"

“True”

"I would fist fight the rich fuck for you though"

“Awee”

"Don't awee at me!"

“You’d fight my mafia boss ex for me~ that’s cute”

"He's a fucking wh- but yea I'd fight the fucker"

“I need to stop mentioning my past@

"Nah, I like learning about you"

“I love you”

"Love you too"

“Well

"Hm?"

“Mhm”

"Idiot"

“Shush”

"First day back at work, and it was shit"

"And here I wanted to say you're also pretty"

“And a stupid loser”

"My stupid loser"

“Rude”

"You like it"

“I do”

“I could be worse”

"True, you could be a criminal. Oh, wait. You are"

“Atleast I don’t eat people”

"Yea, well- wait, what"

“Just saying”

"Who do you know who does that??"

“My sort of ex, friend, thing”