RAT MAN: THE SQUEAKWEL

After the events of the godhome ending, Quirrel is mortified, and despite his friendship with the Knight… many lifetimes comes with many losses, and so, at the edges of hallownest, he takes his place as a guard, using the mask of Monomon to block the Shade Lord from ever escaping.

Like why can’t we have elf skeletons, or just a giant skeleton swinging a tree at you?

• Instead of just brains, zombies eat all organs of the human body, which then demands the existence of picky eater zombies that only eat humans with a specific illness.

• Zombies shouldn’t exclusively use melee weapons, and even then they shouldn’t fumble around with them. I want a zombie with a glock 19 and perfect aim.