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can we finally post endwalker spoilers

Thy hate consumes thee 🔥🖤🔥

“ok so if i get the premium haraldr haddock sandwich, the chocobo strips and the chocobo fries are you going to eat some chocobo fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” “why are you getting chocobo strips and chocobo fries they’re the same thing” “ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now” “why don’t you just get two orders of chocobo fries it would be cheaper” “wow gaius that’s a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this regalia right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i don’t even know you anymore”

NOMNOM

“You’re all bark and no bite, huh?”