Welcome To My Crazy Life

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@frenchkiht remember when we built that fort in the living room a few years ago? Mommy was so impressed lol

yES LETS DO IT AGAIN

YESSSSSSS AND MAKE IT EVEN BIGGER

College students

Wow this actually applies to my life more than Id like to admit

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

is this from that ‘send your enemies glitter’ thing?

On the keyboard really? Lol

The story behind the gif: the guy wouldn’t stop opening his daughter’s mail so she mailed “herself” a glitter bomb to teach him a lesson

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

Actually works on hickeys… Trust me

My family is Jewish. Big family dinner coming up. Thank you.

IS THAT A KITTY IN A CUP

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