Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

shark vs the universe
noise dept.
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement
occasionally subtle

roma★
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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My prediction for the evolution of deepfake AI
Relevant xkcd
You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.
Sometimes they try to pay you.
You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last week’s big superhero fight. A hero died right where you’re sitting. The whole area’s been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually it’d be done by now but no one’s willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.
It’s a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.
“How much?”
The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldn’t be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you don’t.
You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.
“I said,” the Hero says, voice tightening, “How. Much.”
There’s the sound of gravel crunching now. They’re wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means it’s not their blood.
You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacket’s inner pocket. “I don’t take money.”
“Then what do you take?” The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isn’t. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. “I’ve got land. A house. You can have it.”
Keep reading
Faux News won't report the truth, because train wrecks bring in more money!

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“My thesis is that at many levels of human interaction there is the opportunity to conflate discomfort with threat, to mistake internal anxiety for exterior danger, and in turn to escalate rather than resolve.” (from Conflict Is Not Abuse by Sarah Schulman. highly recommend it if you’re interested in having better dialogues and feeling less defensive in your life)
Americans love Disneyland because it’s a walkable city
That's actually a really popular analogy. Howard Kunstler wrote about Disneyland as a "capital of unreality," where "the public realm is packaged for sale as a commodity."
"Through the postwar decades Americans happily allowed their towns to be destroyed. They’d flock to Disneyland at Anaheim, or later to Disney World in Florida, and walk down Main Street, and think, gee, it feels good here. Then they’d go back home and tear down half the old buildings downtown and pave them over for parking lots, throw a parade to celebrate a new K Mart opening—even when it put ten local merchants out of business—turn Elm Street into a six-lane crosstown expressway, pass zoning laws that forbade corner grocery stores in residential neighborhoods and setback rules that required every new business to locate on a one-acre lot until things became so spread out you had to drive everywhere. They’d build the new central school four miles out of town on a busy highway so that kids couldn’t walk there. They’d do every fool thing possible to destroy good existing relationships between things in their towns, and put their local economies at the mercy of distant corporations whose officers didn’t give a damn whether these towns lived or died. And then, when vacation time rolled around, they’d flock back to Disney World to feel good about America."
If anyone's interested, The Geography of Nowhere is unrivaled as a crash course on and scathing critique of American postwar urban planning.
its making me scream laugh
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That is hilarious, I missed that post from him!!
Okay but this is what I mean when I say that nobody is going to be liberated until people stop being so possessive over the bodies of trans men and transmasc+ people.
te/rfs are literally just incels but with added feminism
And they can never prove why the trans man is "ugly" without showing their whole fucking ass.
"he's hairy now" - but I thought cis women not shaving and having body hair and celebrating it was part of feminism?
"but he has a beard!" - so do you not care about cis women with natural facial hair? Just gonna ignore the histories of cultures who historically found facial hair on women beautiful?
"he's fat" - so fat liberation isn't part of your feminism?
"he's balding" - Half the cis women on my dad's side of my family went bald. Are we shaming women for this now?
"he has acne" - so did you as a teen. was it helpful to call you disgusting and ugly? didn't think so. Body shaming isn't feminist.
"top surgery is disgusting" - so cis women breast cancer victims with double mastectomies are disgusting?
"bottom growth/surgery is disgusting!" - your obsession with other people's genitals, especially people who have no desire to fuck you in the first place, is fucking weird. But also - guess intersex women are gross now too!
It's all just body shaming that is both sexist and racist at its core.
and if any effeminate transmascs dare show their faces - if I dare to be cleanshaven and have well-groomed hair and skin and wear cologne and get into male fashion and live my gender fantasy of being a beautiful man - they just cry harder about how I would have been an even more beautiful woman (I was not - I didn't put much effort into female fashion or grooming and was generally pretty plain looking), and then they question my validity for not rigidly conforming to cishet male norms and conclude I must be doing this for attention. it's not about us being ugly, it's about us not being datable butch lesbians for them to be weirdly possessive over.

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Brb, getting black bagged by the Mouse, and extradited to an Undisclosed Location
Pair with Target operating one of the largest private surveillance and facial recognition system in the world, and funding local police efforts to surveil neighborhoods:
For decades, Target fostered partnerships with law enforcement unlike those of any other U.S. corporation. It became one of the most influential corporate donors to law enforcement agencies and police foundations, supplying money for cutting-edge technology and equipment. When it developed a network of forensics labs, it made them available to police across the U.S. Starting in the early 2000s, Target developed a program, called Safe City, that poured money into police and sheriff’s departments to install neighborhood surveillance systems and fund equipment. In Minneapolis, Target worked with the City Attorney’s Office to have petty criminals banished from the downtown business district through what are called geographic restriction orders. Eight out of 10 people expelled were Black or American Indian, according to an analysis of city data.
Corporations are never ever ever your friends.
the hunger games films tore out the books teeth. like it does the series such a disservice when it stands for nothing, says nothing, passes no judgement.. katniss speaks so plainly in the books about what she thinks of the capital. of what they do to her and her family and the districts. of the different worlds she witnesses as she’s straddled between 12 and the capital.. she calls it barbaric. she calls it disgusting and wrong and horrifying, over and over, and the films were like how do we market this teen romance.
like these…… are unmarketable to a production company. as they should be
good lord
Don't you just hate it when even adult cartoons insult adults who watch cartoons?

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