Once Upon A Time...

CHAPTER 14:

“Oh…you're into Astrology too!........We should do each other's star charts!” (FLOWER)

“Fucking Clivesdale man.” (FLOWER)

“If you Freaky Friday’ed with Trevor blink once.” (HETTY)

“Oy Vey, you're killing me all over again Pinkus.” (TREVOR)

“GASP!.......What! If there was ever a gasp worthy moment to be had it would be finding out that Trevor has an heir only a few years older than mine.” (ISAAC)

“Call it great great great great grand paternal instincts.” (ISAAC)

CHAPTER 15:

“His smile truly lights up the room whenever Alexandra is around” (HETTY)

“You’re going to tell me Trevor Lefkowitz was my biological father aren’t you?” (ABBY)

“Do young people even go on Facebook anymore?” “I overheard Bela recently tell Samantha that it was mostly targeted advertisements and aunts posting pictures of minions whatever those are. They sound quite ghastly.”(HETTY)

“Fuck Clivesdale,”“What? That’s the appropriate response when that place is mentioned. Am I not correct?” (HETTY)

“You're not actually going to let that happen Trev,” “Let your daughter move to fucking Clivesdale!” (ALBERTA)

CHAPTER 16:

“I thought watching birds would help distract me from my thoughts, but even the Tufted Titmouse isn’t holding my interest.” (Trevor)

“If I recall he said he took a class on the subject matter to impress some shiksa.”  (Hetty)

“Thor hopeless romantic. Watch many a RomCom when room with Trevor..tell Lex she complete Sass.” (Thor)

“I meant it when I said that I see big things from you Lex and I think twenty is going to be your year.” (Jay)

Chapter 17:

“Webby says Happy Birthday” (Hannah)

“Think small man forget ghosts not eat?” (Thor)

“Waffles and French Toast…makes me long for those trips to Denny’s after band concerts.” (Pete)

“I didn’t think we’d actually meet face to face until you died for real!”(Pete)

"Yes, Sass's 500 year sexual drought is about to over!(Flower)

“Honestly Alexandra, that would look lovely with a nice summer dress, even one that leaves your ankles fully exposed.”(Hetty)

“Gotta love those perks of being able to push buttons and have an actual job with disposable income to spend on my mishpacha big guy.”(Trevor)

Chapter 18:

“Don’t worry Bertie.......Webby says that the rest of you will get to meet Lexi in time just like you were able to meet Jay last Christmas.......Well, I mean her soul won’t be expelled from her body temporarily or anything like that.” (Hannah)

“And T-Money’s reign as mansion War champion continues!” (Trevor)

“Yea, I figured I’d play victim of the week on a few procedurals,carve out a decent resume of extra work to be able to pay rent….maybe one day if I’m lucky enough land a starring role on the rare Netflix series that doesn’t get axed after a season or two.” (Lex)

“Thor know this song....Saw movie when still rooming with Trevor…it was very violent for musical. Give  8/10.” (Thor)

“Satisfied Higgentoot?”

“He will never be satisfied.....I’m sorry, I just couldn’t pass up the moment.”

“You mean throw away your shot?” (Lex/Hetty/Trevor)

“I mean…dude…I was the one to set the two of you up so obviously I’m your biggest cheerleader. But also, if you break her heart, trust me I will get that ghost trap repaired so fast.” (Jay)

CHAPTER 19

“In another time and place I think you’d look hot with a facial piercing.”(Lex)

“Okay, show of hands, who wants to smell cured meats?”(Jay)

“Lex knows way around knife.”(Thor)

“Lex have what called imposter syndrome. But trust Thor…you’re real chef.” (Thor)

“Wait…no pants can sing?”(Jay)

“Didn’t you already wake up this year?”(Trevor)

“I’m happy for you that you get to spend quality time with your boyfriend.”(Stephanie)

CHAPTER 20

“Did little Foster just?

“Pull a reverse T-Money and physically touch a ghost.” (THOR/TREVOR)

“Your foremother danced with spirits worse than the devil. Spirits Patience hath heard about down in the dirt.” (PATIENCE)

“If anyone is casting any spells it would be the guy with the manipulative subliminal powers and not the girl from a trailer park in Michigan.” (LEX)

CHAPTER 21

“Okay…you won the revolution you don’t have to rub it in!” (NIGEL)

“Well Jefferson shouldn’t have set candles in close proximity to important documents….not to mention that irksome Hamilton. The audacity….”

“…to swindle the haberdashery to give him your ruffle.” (ISAAC/HANNAH)

“While I do not know what this air hockey is that you speak of it sounds like you had quite the time.” (HETTY)

“Yes and no. Thor has apparently fallen down a Bravoverse rabbit hole and so my boyfriend has volunteered for me to be on remote duty since T Money's magic fingers are otherwise engaged.” (LEX)

“Well we mustn’t overthink things, lest our nerves get the better of themselves.” (HETTY)

CHAPTER 22

“You’re totally fantasizing about Hetty in a slinky little black dress that shows more skin than even Elias saw when they were married, are you Lefkowitz?”

“And what if I am…I’m sure you're just salivating over the thought of Sass in formalwear Foster.” (LEX & TREVOR)

“Thor big fan of Ashley Williams.” (THOR)

“For the record, I enjoyed that one with the hot snowman.”

“He could jingle my bells any day.” (ALBERTA & HETTY)

“Ohhh does this make you king Sass?”… “but what would Isaac think…didn’t he fight against a monarchy…” (FLOWER)

“I mean it’s not the Plaza, but we’ve been living our best Eloise lives here at the B&B haven’t we banana?” (LEX)

“What answer would you believe in more…that smells are the downfall of living in an old house… or that you just walked through a 250 year old ghost causing him to emit an unfortunate odor due to his dying of dysentery?” (LEX)

CHAPTER 23

“Hey, Sam’s not a total lost cause in the kitchen---she does cook a good frozen pizza.” (Sass)

“Sometimes Jay will bring home smashburgers from Sonic.”

“To each their own vice.” (Hannah/Hetty)

“Jay’s investor thought we could have gone a bit more rustic.”

“I mean if he kept some of that hay on the ground it could have been a real conversation starter!” (Lex/Isaac)

It’s not the first time I’ve been awkwardly flirted with and it won’t be the last. (Alice)

"and Lex’s new boyfriend….”

“Is slightly older than Ethan.”

“And by slightly older you mean…”

“Five……hundred…years older.” (Alice/Hannah)

I mean, since he’s a ghost he can’t leave her to open up a garage in fucking Clivesdale am I right (Bela)

“If you must, you must, though I’m sure whatever conversation is to be had would be more suited for the sitting room preferably with cocaine to take some of the edge off.”