lush life

Interrupt her anxious thoughts by putting your fingers inside her.

sorry could you repeat what you just said I got wet thinking about you putting your hands around my neck no yeah I’m listening this time I promise

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

my love language is wanting to talk to you every day

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

i can't get over how evil it is that "gap in your resume" is considered a valid reason to not hire someone like "hmmm sorry you weren't working constantly every day of your life we need people who do nothing but work until they drop dead for us we just don't think you're right for the job" fuck youuuu

saying, “make me”, in hopes that you’ll grip my throat and whisper in my ear all the ways you’ll punish me later

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care