SparkleBlog

I basically think everyone should be single until they’re 30 and that be enshrined in law

You know what, I actually quite enjoy being hungover. It makes me feel like I’m having a religious experience. Maybe I’m just saying that because I’m sat at a train station in the sun and remain quite well hydrated. I didn’t have this sunny disposition 3 hours ago

The stars aligned where I just happened to work all of last week and have today and tomorrow off, just as the pubs finally open (outside) and I’m vaccinated. I wake up this morning and the ground is covered in fucking snow. I’m still going but it’s certainly put a dampener on the whole affair

I know I don’t really post anymore but... ask me questions and it might push me back into using this app again