THE JAPANIFORNIA TIMES
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO READ THE NEWS… BUT BAD?
AND IT ALSO HAS ACE ATTORNEY CHARACTERS?
AND ITS ALSO THE ONION
NO? WELL IT’S HERE NOW!
2 TIMES A DAY WHENEVER I HAVE THE TIME, GET A POORLY EDITED ACE ATTORNEY HEADLINE BASED OFF OF THE ONION! WHY? I GOT BORED!
HAVE REQUESTS? JUST ASK. I’LL MAKE THEM! IT WON’T BE GOOD, GUARANTEED!
QUESTIONS? GOOD! ME TOO!
NOTE THAT THESE ARE PUT INTO A QUEUE, AND NOT MANUALLY UPLOADED BY ME. I DO MAKE ALL OF THEM, THOUGH.


















