RolePlay Meme Blog

“There’s a war going on out there somewhere”

“I can’t go on, living as I am”

“I used to be better”

“In order to forget, we waste our lives drowning in wine”

“Welcome to Moscow”

“And from the first look I do not like______”

“I’ll never be this happy again”

“Maybe s/he’ll come today”

“Here’s to the health of married women and their lovers”

“So I shall be killed, what is it to you?”

“You certainly bring out the beast in men”

“They say we are asleep until we fall in love”

“If I die here tonight, I die in my sleep”

“All the things I could have been but I don’t have the nerve”

“Life and love I don’t deserve”

“Oh how s/he blushes, how s/he blushes, my pretty! Charmante, charmante!”

“You are such a lovely thing, oh where have you been?”

“It’s such a shame to bury pearls in the country”

“My brother is quite madly in love with you my dear”

Send ⌛️ for your muse to travel into the past and have mine be the first person they see. 

“There’s a war going on out there somewhere”

“I can’t go on, living as I am”

“I used to be better”

“In order to forget, we waste our lives drowning in wine”

“Welcome to Moscow”

“And from the first look I do not like______”

“I’ll never be this happy again”

“Maybe s/he’ll come today”

“Here’s to the health of married women and their lovers”

“So I shall be killed, what is it to you?”

“You certainly bring out the beast in men”

“They say we are asleep until we fall in love”

“If I die here tonight, I die in my sleep”

“All the things I could have been but I don’t have the nerve”

“Life and love I don’t deserve”

“Oh how s/he blushes, how s/he blushes, my pretty! Charmante, charmante!”

“You are such a lovely thing, oh where have you been?”

“It’s such a shame to bury pearls in the country”

“My brother is quite madly in love with you my dear”

"I do like champagne."

"You look lost."

"I miss the bathtub gin."

"My talent really lies in drinking."

"If you're a writer, declare yourself the best writer but you're not as long as I'm around unless you want to put the gloves on and settle it."

"If you chose him/her I'd be disappointed but I'd understand."

"Who wants a fight?!"

"I wouldn't call my babbling poetic... but I was on a roll there."

"You didn't tell me you were getting married."

"I was trying to escape my present the way you were trying to escape yours."

"That's what the present is, it's a little unsatisfying because life is a little unsatisfying."

"If I ever want to write something worthwhile I have to get rid of my illusions that I'd be happier in the past because I wouldn't."

"It's called denial."

"Alright I was with him/her for a few nights, get over it!"

"Ghosts are real, that much I know... I've seen them all my life."

"Where I come from, ghosts are not to be taken lightly."

"Affection has no place in love."

"Your father bribed me to leave."

"A link exists between your heart and mine."

"Your father would approve."

"I'm deluded."

"You married a failure."

"His blood will be on your hands."

"You're not going anywhere."

"I'll go mad if I stay."

"He's already married."

"You're always looking to the past... You won't find me there."

"All he wants is my money."

"I'm dying."

"We stay together. Never apart."

"You couldn't leave me, you wouldn't!"

"You've been poisoning her/him."

"The truth is too horrible to consider."

"You're a monster."

"...mercy killings really."

"The horror was for love."

"The things we do for love are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret."

"It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all."

"The only love we ever knew was from each other."

"You said you'd never fall in love with anyone else..."

"You started to believe the things they say of you."

"All I ask is that you listen to me."

"And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died!"

"All of your followers are blind."

"Fools you have no perception!"

"Tell the rabble to be quiet."

"Understand what power is."

"You'd see the truth but you'd close your eyes."

"To conquer death you only have to die."

"My time is almost through....."

"Change my life, oh I know you can."

"Don't crowd me!"

"Everything's alright. Everything's fine."

"I don't know how to love him."

"Don't say I'm damned."

"I don't want your blood money!"

"I must be mad, thinking I'll be remembered."

"Cut out the dramatics!"

"To think I admired you! Well now I despise you!"

"Our ideals die around us, and all because of you!"

"I'm not as sure as when we started."

"If I die what would be my reward."

"Then I was inspired, now I'm sad and tired."

"Why am I scared to finish what you started?"

"I will drink your cup of poison."

"I'm sure I saw you with him."

"I've been dying to see you but it shouldn't be like this."

"Could we start again?"

"I think you've made your point now."

"They beat him so hard he was bent and lame."

"I'd save him if I could."

"I don't know why you're filled with remorse."

"Does he love me too?"

"My mind is in darkness now."

"I look for truth and find I'm damned."

"I'll agree he's mad."

"Are you what they say you are?"

“I woke up hungover and ashamed of myself.”

“Even if you didn’t have a nice face, or any hair at all, I’d still adore you.”

“What the FUCK do you want?”

“I look like a squirrel.”

“So once is enough?”

“But no oral sex I promise you.”

“There’s the person that broke my heart three summers ago.”

“I hate other people.”

“We’re getting married and we’re going to have a baby.”

“Who are you getting married to?”

“Who’s the father?”

“Try and marry someone kind.”

“I hate kids.”

“We had a fight and maybe I wasn’t completely sober.”

“Oh my arseing God in a box.”

“Do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?”

"They're going to blow it up anyway."

"They all end up dead."

"We just broke into a church!"

"The last time we were together I literally wound up in a Turkish prison. Jail! In Turkey!"

"We're not burning it!"

"Oh my god this is not ok."

"Ok that was cool... That's not 'go to jail' cool but that's really cool."

"At the sound of the trumpet the dead will rise."

"Do I look like a tour guide to you?"

"We need to be quick because if the police catch us with all that stuff we're fucked."

"....there's always a few weirdos down here. "

"This will not tell you anything! Which tunnels are filled with water? Which ones are collapsed? Which ones are evil?"

"These are human bones..."

"We thought you were dead."

"Stand way the fuck back."

"As I believe the world to be so it is."

"Abandon all hope he who enter here."

"And they shall be made to crawl on their bellies to enter the kingdom of darkness.... Shit."

"We can't go back, we have to keep going forward."

"You're kinda stuck on him ain't ya?"

"You deceived me! You're fired!"

"....you callin me a liar again?"

"I didn't save you for no other female/male!"

"I'll bring them! If I have to drag them back with my teeth!"

"...look if you don't like the way I smell-"

"Scalps!... A massacr-ee!"

"I'll shoot your ears off!"

"I said that I would never fall, I laughed at others when they fell."

"___ was in that game. Lost everything but his fillings."

"I like to bunk out in the open under a wagon or something."

"Yeah, you and every other rooster in town."

"I fell in that dang blasted creek."

"There's a stage leaving at noon tomorrow. Be on it."

"I'm a-warnin' ya!"

“We’ll push it downstream and forget we ever saw it.”

“Absolutely under no condition whatsoever is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby.”

“Give me some water or you die.”

“I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.”

“I guess I am gonna die here, who cares.”

“Sit in your coffin and rot.”

“I stole the baby!!!”

“He’s not a woman!”

“Are you trying to make my life more difficult than it already is?”

“And I’m the king of cashmere… go to sleep”

“Your mother was a lizard.”

“I knew you were a traitor!”

“Your leg, I’d like to break it.”

“You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky. Without you I am in darkness, I love you.”

“I don’t love him/her! He/she kicked me in the face!”

“Get your hair out of my face or I’ll chop it off.”

“This is war not agriculture.”

"Penniless in Paris is better than the life we are leading here."

"I head the voice again!"

"I wonder if I will be struck dead."

"If there really is a prince of darkness let the bastard come for me. Now."

"Immortal from a savage kiss."

"You would be beautiful if someone held you under a waterfall for several hours."

"Oh, it takes stamina to live forever."

"I will not give in to this thirst!"

"The gift that I give is exempt from shame."

"If you're so worried about being damned why did you let me take you that night?"

"Where is the satisfaction in your killing creed?"

"I don't think I can take another night of your craving for the light."

"Are you an angel?"

"That's what you said after killing both maids and the coachman!"

"I saved you from the grave, I gave you eternal life."

"No greater crime than to kill your kind!"

"For vengeance that at last is mine comes sweetly after all this time."

"You're arrogant! Beyond contempt!"

"I can't, my legs have shattered."

"My need to go is hard to fight."

"How can my tortured soul survive?"

"Pride is present right before the fall."

"It overpowers all right and wrong."

"Surely s/he'd agree this gift is one that should be shared."

"No force on earth could ever tear him/her from my heart."

“Baby’s first rave!”

“It’s so wasteful.”

“That guy’s the hottest guy I’ve ever seen, he’s like something a gay guy created in a laboratory.”

“This is no place for a baby.”

“We burned the house down… it was not funny it was really bad.”

“It’s four in the morning. Our baby’s awake. S/he’s freaking out.”

“S/he’s on the fast track to her/his first word being cunt.”

“I’ll never let go, I’ll hold onto your balls forever.”

“I’m too drunk to cum.”

“That’s how adults do it.”

“There’s nothing normal about milking a human woman!”

“I get it. He has a huge dick.”

“One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship.”

“Well played, motherfuckers.”

“I’m a supernova, burn bright die young.”

“It’s not that I don’t like it, I am physically repulsed by it.”

“She was shaking like a shitting dog.”

“You filthy, goddamned, pock-marked, fascist asshole!”

“You see there are still faint glimmers of civilisation left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.”

“I don’t know what cream they put on her down at the morgue but I want some, she looks like she’s alive.”

“I go to bed with all my friends.”

“She’s been murdered, and you think I did it.” –runs-

“Take extra special care of every bitty bit of it as if I were watching over you like a hawk with a horsewhip in its talons because I am.”

“Did he just throw my cat out the window?”

“_____ was slain in the catacombs.”

“I’m going to stop you there because the alarm is sounding but you really must continue later.”

“What’s the meaning of this shit?”

“HOLY SHIT YOU GOT HIM!!!”

“Very good.”

“In the end they shot him, so it all went to me.”

“He certainly maintained the illusion with a marvellous grace.”