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I love bullying men on wizard101

I got a warning because i told this guy that he had motherless behavior

people like you are (mostly) why i haven't played since march

you hear that everyone? im a hero and the only thing keeping tumblr user incxl from playing iconic turn based rpgmmo Wizard101. you're welcome

Your account has been terminated because you're so sucks. Goodbye.

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

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Well now that just really elders my scrolls

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.