Robots in Space

Pyrite giggled and slid his bandanna off. “Do I? heeheeheee.”

With a few whirrs and clicks a single set of golden lacy ear-tenna appeared, the plating along the sides of his head raised slighty, but instead of all the bolts everything was also lace-like and decorative. 

“Hey, got any three-playah games?” Radio pipes up and searches Helium’s stash for a third controller to join in on the fun.

“thanks…the darn thing’s gone loose again..”

Pyrite thought it over, and pinged radio’s wifi to see if she was game for accepting a compressed copy of his gaming library, and emulator program to help Helium out.

She flitted after then, giggling at helium. “m-m-maybe i can compress a copy of m’files and see if they work for yay? then you’ll be able t’play the same games i do.”

 Pyrite nodded, flittign to snuggle up to radio.

“What’s that about me being competitive?” Solar pipes up from his station in the communications dome, across the way from where Helium has started setting up a game station. The tallest bot gently pushes off to drift over, inspecting the two Rabbits curiously. “...Pyrite? You changed your looks already, that was fast.”

I mixed together all the different parts of Electricity to have a more comprehensive version.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

alrighty, let’s go one more step

piper (from steamworld heist) and rabbit

think about it

rabbit would be able to understand what piper is going through, having taken part in several wars on earth in her past, and would support her as best she could, give her someone to talk to informally in trust and safety

piper, having previously been a royalist officer, would be able to understand how hard it would have been for rabbit and the others to desert the humans they knew as family from whatever eventually came to destroy earth. piper would know that guilt, and would try to support rabbit in turn

but it’s not just the sad stuff that counts

imagine piper faraday getting FLUSTERED!!!! by rabbit’s lame one-liners!!! (seabrass is just keeling over w/ laughter, watching this all unfold)

imagine HEIGHT DIFFERENCES. like we know rabbit is pretty tall, but like. even TALLER steambot captain w/ big robo abs girlfriend. yes. (piper delivers little forehead kisses that rabbit just melts in im)

imagine them doing the equivalent of skype on their journeys!!! they’d hardly get to see eachother properly between shows/heists so they’d probably do that. piper’s whole crew just gathers around the screen and she’s all “guys, stopppp” but they all playfully tease her about it and rabbit thinks it’s really cute

and then rabbit eventually meets the crew in person and they all just scream happily (you can’t tell me ivanski wouldnt be the loudest) and all just gush over her and rabbit just goes “awwww, shucks~” but piper’s so scared that they’re making a bad impression

imagine piper bringing back nice and interesting souvenirs from heists and giving them to rabbit, who keeps them.all safe and unharmed and gazes at them for hours

imagine rabbit serenading piper with a song she write herself on her accordion and she’s kinda like “sooooo w-what did you think???” and piper’s vocoder just fails for a moment bc dAMN THAT BOT IS CUTE,,

imagine taps wire in disguise being their one way of communication when spg are stuck performing in the core. like piper sends a letter for rabbit to taps, then taps gives it to rabbit, rabbit gives her reply back to taps, etc

basically piper’s point of view in this relationship is very much like ‘that’ll be the way home’

oh oh speaking of which imagine them sending pictures of themselves to eachother just like in that song

omg and. imagine the spine and seabrass meeting and just kinda shaking hands like “take care of my girl” and eventually having some proper dad-esque conversations even though they’re not even dads to piper or rabbit (they just act like it)

and like. rabbit is such a hopeless romantic!!! you can’t tell me the new on top of the universe wouldn’t be about piper i mean cmon (besides jenny the toaster doesn’t even HAVE eyes. so there.)