And I think it's gonna be a long long time

uh hey

I hope it conveys I was being silly there! I am still learning with this “application” and how to communicate efficiently and accurately.

project “figure out how to connect to earth wifi through the captain’s hair” actually managed to work, though, so there’s that

wait, maybe you could put a hot spot on lion somehow? no, wait, it would still need power, and lion doesn’t exactly generate that. great, i guess despite everything, we still have to be lucky.

maybe this means i should be hanging around earth more often! 

not that i’m around earth right now

what

what??????

but that just

how???

it just keeps on happening, huh? i remember back when i thought you guys were just local cryptids, because that what everyone thought

and now there are whole different universes???

wait, you’re not going to be needing my hair to get there, are you? 

do not question it

i made that mistake and it was very overwhelming

he kind of got bigger, and i know my hair technically has room, but it feels like there’s a lot less, especially if connie is going to come along

nothing against her either, but i think my hair is really at a one steven per traveler limit these days

uh hey

I hope it conveys I was being silly there! I am still learning with this “application” and how to communicate efficiently and accurately.

project “figure out how to connect to earth wifi through the captain’s hair” actually managed to work, though, so there’s that

it’s not that there’s no trouble

it’s that, well, this kind of trouble isn’t as fun

i’m not even a pirate anymore! i use to be a space pirate and it was awesome! now i am the man, and space pirates are running from me!!!

youll find new places to explore soon

i hear peridot is working on something that will play a hand in that

sit down. trust me.

what??????

but that just

how???

it just keeps on happening, huh? i remember back when i thought you guys were just local cryptids, because that what everyone thought

and now there are whole different universes???

they’re maybe a little bored

it turns out there’s a lot less to do in space than we thought

gems everywhere are getting to do what they want, where they want, when they want, and that’s all well and good, but when you’re not running from the diamond authority, what are you actually doing???

you tell me

earth is peaceful but we still manage to find plenty of trouble

youll find something fun soon enough

it’s that, well, this kind of trouble isn’t as fun

aw jeez

you say that like it’s easy to live in space

it’s actually not, even you’re, well, whatever i am now. you know, the doctors never were actually able to figure out if i was healthy

even if it’s not, you can always come home for a while. i know you get along with your crew, but you have friends here too!

and how do you know i’m close enough to be able to watch movies tonight?

ok, i’m close enough to watch movies tonight

and it’s been a while since i’ve seen anything on vhs

sorry, i’m so use to predictions of the past, you worried me there

of course.

it turns out there’s a lot less to do in space than we thought

wait, why are you predicting the past???

im not

well i’m glad you sound confident about that. any chance you know how soon?

i missed living vicariously thought other peoples lives

i don’t even know how you’re supposed to do that here!

you live your own life now! you’re on the space frontier, doing whatever you want!

you say that like it’s easy to live in space

no