Chose hope.

we’ll be okay

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

tumblr is like a water hole

Explain

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey