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AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE !!
Clipped for posterity!!
I'm crying. WHAT?!
favourite things from phmovie that were added in/well adapted:
'good luck' on a sticky note on ryland's coma suit
the use of the videolog as a way to convey the inner monologue to the screen
grace rocky save stars
the scene where they activate the IR view when ryland is doing the petrova line EVA collection at tau ceti and he's amongst the astrophage. god
just the entire execution of rocky and eridian language. PERFECT. that last scene where ryland doesn't need the translator? god
eva stratt double parked coffee
BLIP-A DESIGN. XENONITE DESIGN. ERIDIAN DESIGN. all impeccable.
'time to go fishing, question?'
the mental health screen room and rocky getting to experience bits of earth via it
the music while the hail mary and the blip a start spinning in sync. actually, just all of the music
ryland grace earth hackey sack packed on the hail mary, presumably on stratt's orders + ryland grace nerdy as fuck graphic tshirts packed on the hail mary, presumably on stratt's orders
implication that PHM sent a military jet to grover cleveland middle school to draw those 'save the world' pictures within 3 days so that they could send them with ryland on the hail mary. GOD.
nannybot -> armando. also ryland calling the ship 'mary'
not strictly within the movie but the tagline 'believe in the hail mary'. yeah.
yao and ilyukhina's collections of photographs and the way ryland cries over them when he does the space burial. they were his friends. he can't remember.
the scene where he's walking through the dark tunnel in the orange eva suit and it's like the inverse of the iconic 2001 space odyssey shot
he bikes to work and it's not for exercise
he vomits into a traffic cone after the supersonic jet ride
he runs from the baikonur facility and claws at the earth under his nails before getting sedated. one last look at the sky.
"WHOOMP THERE IT IS"
ryland grace in his classroom looking at the taped-up line running from venus to the sun that he's made to try to explain to his students what no one understands
ryan gosling's delivery of I showed you a clock and now youre showing me a clock <- THATS A NERD! THATS MY RYLAND GRACE!
"of course i'll watch you sleep, buddy. you gotta promise me you'll wake up though" just kill me now
grace getting to see the the blip-a! also, grace only remembering he didn't volunteer when he sees the light refracting off the blip-a.
rocky make door you close door
AND MOST OF ALL. they. made rockys handprint a scar on grace's arm. forever.
things I missed most from the book that weren't included in the movie
"I don't know if you can hear me. but i'm here, buddy, I'm on your hull!!" movie scene was good but grace clinging onto the blip-a thwacking a wrench into the hull in desperation while space is cold and grey and unrelenting in its darkness and silence around him and he doesnt know if rocky is dead. grace, question? you are here, question?
come resistance gene plotline. this is FOUNDATIONAL for my understanding of stratt to sending ryland. if she could she would have gone herself. any of the PHM biology techs could have feasibly gone in the movie-verse. but they can't. it's one in 7000 and their next option is a distillery worker from paraguay. ryland grace, microbiologist sentenced to marytrdom by his own genes.... its delicious
doomed climatologist of all time, francois leclerc. he runs the numbers and knows we have nineteen years. he snaps and tells stratt 'this isn’t some optional outcome.' he nukes antarctica and cries. he has no choice
the fact that in the book grace is forced to work on analysing the probe samples and getting roped into PHM. in the movie he says 'I want to help earth if I can!' in that scene w the earth beanbag... its imperative to me that he literally never asked to do any of this at all
"how have you been lately" "dr shapiro and I have begun a sexual relationship"
steve, creator of the beetles
"do not fuck up my house, roscosmos bastards" ilyukhina line you are sorely missed
dmitri and grace bonding over puns and spin drives
'you are a fundamentally good man, dr grace.' 'you're murdering me.'
"why did the kiwi government think you were embezzling millions of dollars" "probably because I was embezzling millions of dollars"
dr lokken and dr grace's panspermia feud
the emotional whiplash of "Sorry, Rocky" after grace realises he can only go back to the blip-a OR earth to “I know you’d love a beetle to take apart, but I couldn’t spare one.”
the desperation of circling the petrovascope to locate the blip-a in increasing 5* slants not knowing if he's going to find anything.
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Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:
"Copy. Moon joy."
"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."
“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”
"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."
"We just went sci fi."
"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."
"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."
“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”
"Amaze amaze amaze."
"I said that we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true."
"Christina has been sleeping head down in the middle of the vehicle, kind of like a bat"
"It's really fun to be floatin' around, it just makes me feel like a little kid."
"Trust us, you look amazing, you look beautiful."
"'Homo Sapiens' is all of us, no matter where you're from or what you look like. We're all one people."
"I'm proud to call myself the Space Plumber."
"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus."
"Copy heart. Copy bracelet."

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"sharks are older than trees" is technically true, but TIL that sharks were a marginal group until the mid-Jurassic (the middle of the Dino Age, ~200-150 mya), and all modern shark orders first appear around this time.
Before then, a different group of cartilaginous fish called hybodonts were the big apex predators. How were they different than sharks? Mostly because they had "boney" dorsal spines made out of dentine and enamel. Like teeth are. Like where would that tech have gone, if they'd survived and kept evolving for 200 million more years?
TIL that sharks went thru a mysterious extinction event 19 million years ago, when 95% of populations and 70% of species disappeared. Sediment samples go from having 1 shark fossil for every 5 fish fossils, to 1 shark per 100 fish (does that mean that the ocean used to be like 16% shark??)
And there was no big climate change then, or extinctions of other groups! This research is pretty recent and no one has even an educated guess!
Two effects of this:
All of today's big ocean sharks (Great White, Tiger, Basking, etc.) all evolved from coastal sharks that survived this event. And,
Populations haven't recovered. Sharks as a group are still decimated, a shadow of their former selves for most of the last 200 million years.
So, after seeing the ocean last time, today I am going to visit the creatures that live in it! (And yes apparently they have earth sharks too!)
(That's of course not a real one.) But first there are other creatures to take a look at!
Some floating mushrooms, also called jellyfish even though they don't look like fish and more like mushrooms.
Some pretty fish between living rocks. (I heard those reefs are endangered on earth!)
some grumpy fish
I have to say... those fish do look tasty. I can understand earth sharks eating them. But also... I am astounded by the weird stuff Earth has to present. Like these little guys.
OHHHH. OHHH Are those...
EARTH SHARKS! 😍
Ohhh, they do look a lot like me! 🥰 Although their skin isn't furry like mine. And like they apparently live below the water instead of the sky. Well the air on my planet definitely is thicker than earth air, so yeah guess water makes sense ecologically? So based on what I learned about Earth Evolution it could be along the lines of a convergent evolution? Fascinating. Let me write about that on my way back.
Okay, that's it! Have a nice day!
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Rügens famous chalk rocks
Today we travel to the famous chalk rocks in Rügen, an island in Germany. It's located in the baltic sea, which has been famous for being a beloved holiday spot for East Germany.
This spot is called "Victoria Sicht" (Victoria view) named so by a German King named Wilhelm.
It's a really steep fall if you are not careful.
At the bottom of the chalk rocks, really impressive. Here have another picture of the human that accompanies me. As you can see the trees are really close to the edge. Now and then they fall down the cliff.
Now let's head home by train. I love riding trains!
A day at the baltic sea
First glimpse of the baltic sea at a little break. First time Spacehai has been at this ocean.
It's really pretty here, the sea is clear and blue and the sun already nice and warm. This ocean seems a lot calmer than the North Sea. Let's Enjoy the sun some more.
That was a nice day. So happy to see some more ocean where the humans say the earth sharks live. I haven't seen any so far, but I can understand how our physique could fit a life in water.

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Relaxing in the bathtub after another day of exploring planet Earth.
unexplainable but I feel like blahaj is canonically trans in the opposite direction of whoever bought them
SpaceHai is non-binary but likes to use he/him pronouns.
He is also an Alien and finds human's gender stuff pretty weird. Would prefer to just not think about gender at all. But oh well, there is lots of weird stuff going on on Earth. Like all of these pretty pink flowers appearing every year.
SpaceHai loves his coffee. Especially at 7:30 am during travel, just arrived in Köln by overnight train.
Little sightseeing ensued! Lovely city, river close to the train station. Sadly a little cold to take a swim.
Greetings from Köln! 💙💗🤍
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SpaceHai visiting Friends
Catfriend sadly moved to a different city. So last weekend SpaceHai went with Dogfriend to visit.

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