I'm So Sad I'm Not Even Kidding

Computers, tablets, and e-readers

3-D printers

Digital and video cameras

Green screens

Computer software

Video game consoles

But also, there’s way weirder things! Kitty’s small suburban library has a pretty astonishing collection of “things” for rent. It’s a pretty wild assortment of things like…

Camping gear, like tents

Outdoor gear, like fishing poles and snow shoes

Crafting supplies, like sewing machines

Bicycles, plus accessories like locks and pumps

Seeds that you take in the spring and replenish in the fall

Musical instruments

Kitchen appliances

Basic household tools

Board games and lawn games

THERAPY DOGS?!

Labor value is stolen from workers and given to shareholders. Their record profits is your misery.

Corporations are private tyrannies. They expect your total subordination.

Homie this the same dude

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"