Space Children

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

@zoethesportsblog

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.