Chref Bullshit

2. The type of gay who doesn’t shut up about how gay he is, except he does it an obnoxious over-privileged rich person way. You are not allowed to be gayer than Chris Mclean. If he thinks you’re too straight he’ll berate you for conforming to heteronormativity. But if you even think about acting gay he’ll take it as a threat and claim that that’s his thing. You can’t be gayer than Chris. It’s what makes him iconic. He promotes his own McLean brand pride merch and uses flowery language to sell it to his rabid fanbase. He thinks he is an example, that the tortured lgbt youth should worship. But he’s actually just using his status as a queer celebrity to cheat queer people out of money. If he doesn’t he will die.