brainrot

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

i am disgustingly self aware there's nothing you can tell me that i haven't spent weeks reflecting on

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

if I tell u im on my period u should literally drop to the floor and start crying in despair and empathy

my mind palace is not up to code