EMO - THE MUSICAL sentence starters
brief suicide mention - pronoun / diction adjustments encouraged
“I wanted to buy razors… but Mum said no.”
“Put that pepper spray back.”
“You’ve got lovely lips. They’re just what lips should be.”
“The hardest thing to do is admit that you’re a sexual deviant. But we have to be open.”
“Quick! My parents can’t see you here!”
“Wait, won’t it look worse if they find us in your cupboard?”
“I’m an atheist. Yeah, a science-addicted, sex-educated atheist.”
“Have you ever had anyone in your room before?”
“One day I’ll know that dating you was a bad idea.”
“I know you don’t want me to like you.”
“You have bad thoughts, too. Admit it.”
“I’ve only ever seen ___ this mad at Christmas.”
“Want to hear the good news?”
“We DON’T like each other. You and me, we shouldn’t even talk.”
“If we do this, I have rules.”
“Oh. I – I thought you said you wanted to be kicked in the face.”
“That shirt’s a bit… provocative.”
“I’m sorry! I’ve never hung out with an atheist before. I’m still learning your customs!”
“I think our song should be about something a little more relatable.”
“Sport is a tool for dictators and fascists.”
“That – that was just a fluke. The endorphins, they…”
“I – I don’t normally have boys over.”
“Irresistible as you are, I promise I’ll control myself.”
“We don’t believe in science, ___.”
“You know you can’t tell anyone this. If my friends knew I was a faker, that would be the end of me.”
“Did I ever tell you how my mother died?”
“But maybe Jesus doesn’t mind if we’re different. And maybe He doesn’t even mind if we make mistakes.”
“This running… it’s screwing my lungs. I need a smoke.”
“Are those antidepressants?”
“They’re serotonin boosters.”
“It’s okay to know when you’re not good enough.”
“That is a great bench for eating and thinking about which public figures will survive the Rapture.”
“You should probably be on medication.”
“Right, is this the part where you try to make me see the error of my ways?”
“Revenge isn’t very Christian, is it?”
“You wanna go all the way?”
“Come drip your sweat on me any time.”
“Hold still! I saw this on Youtube.”
“Sex sounds suspiciously like exercise, and you know I’m not into that.”
“Look, do you wanna be the coolest emo power couple in the school, or not?”
“That sounded like Justin Bieber.”
“I just read the bit where Cain stabs Abel, and I’m about to get to the part where God drowns all the Sodomites.”
“Are you trying to take advantage of me?”
“How do you know a hitman?”
“I will stab you in the heart before I let you break mine.”
“Okay, wise guy. Have you got any idea how much interest you’re accruing? You’re about to meet inflation head on.”
“Getting laid is probably too mainstream anyway.”
“Please stop talking to me. I’m supposed to be in the bathroom crying.”
“Come to church with me.”
“Look, if those guys see me with you… I’ll be as popular as an Ebola patient at a birthday party.”
“You know there’s a 95% chance he’ll try to have sex with you.”
“That was the dumbest decision since your mother stopped using birth control.”
“Didn’t your parents tell you how to apply make-up?”
“Do you know what my dad thinks about gay people? He blames us for the high crime rate for pedophilia. He thinks it’s our fault when his Lotto numbers aren’t picked!”
“Are you ready? …It’s Friday date night.”
“When are you gonna start doing what you think you should do?”
“Don’t worry: we’re all gonna die.”
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