W e l c o m e .

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Phantom Blood: The most gentle giant must stop the most evil asshole by punching him with sunshine powers he learned from a frog punching stranger

Battle Tendency: Cheater cheats his way to victory, Bubble Boy doesn’t like it but Cheater’s mom said to play nice or else the aztec gods of fitness will turn into the aztec gods of everything

Stardust Crusaders: An evil asshole sends nudes to a very buff and very angry highschooler They take their deviant art OC roleplaying really seriously

Diamond is Unbreakable: Shrek and his friends must defend their swamp from David Bowie

Vento Aureo: Science has finally given two men the ability to concieve a child together Gay baby wants to rule the mafia

Stone Ocean: Man wants to worship a man who once punched a steamroller prison lesbians think otherwise

Steel Ball Run: A cowboy with grills and a disabled jock must stop the president from finding Christ

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

She looked around the corner to see that it was in fact a man, and panicked even further regarding the situation. “H-Hey! Who are you and why are you in our house–?! Where is mom?!”

“Please calm down. I need you to be able to hear what I’m about to explain, and you can’t do that if you’re panicked. I’m still the same dragon that adopted you, just… under the effects of a temporary curse.

Spatrius was almost unconvinced, before she heard ‘featherbrain’. A sigh of relief had been released from the small woman who held a hand to her head. “I see.. Sorry for suddenly freaking out mom---- o-or dad..” 

Well, that was a difficult thing for debate. Calling him mom still, or calling him dad for the time he’s a man. “So one of these curse things happened again... They’re very strange, you know that? I should really look into them further once I finish a few more projects..... and get access to my chemistry lab again.” 

If Spatrius–when she arrived back home–was expecting to be greeted by the typical sight of a small woman in a red and gold kimono, with her long brown hair tied in a tight bun… well, the Space Guardian would be in for a huge shock.

She looked around the corner to see that it was in fact a man, and panicked even further regarding the situation. “H-Hey! Who are you and why are you in our house--?! Where is mom?!”