Living An Accursed Existence!

mutuals lets start meowing 

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

I can quit any time I want just. One more bowl 🍚

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

Able-bodied people remember the existence of words such as debilitating, incapacitating, draining, all-consuming, overwhelming, destructive, drastic, limiting, disruptive, excruciating, etc. instead of using a fucking slur challenge: difficulty level impossible