the best part is the lie

While Kurt waits at home for a date that doesn’t show, Sebastian pulls out all the stops to tell Kurt how he feels about him. (743 words)

Written for the Hummel Holidays prompt ‘movies’. 

“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary.”

“Ugh. Get over yourself, George Bailey.” Kurt looks away from the TV screen and down at his watch. 9:15, and the movie’s already a third over. In fifteen minutes, his boyfriend will officially be half-an-hour late, and there’s no way Kurt’s watching It’s a Wonderful Life and eating an entire cheesecake alone.

Actually, he’d probably eat most of the cheesecake himself anyway.

So much for date night.

Pairing(s), Characters(s): Kurt/Sebastian Rating: M Triggers, Tropes, Kinks: discussion of r*pe by deception, mentions of stalking, misunderstandings Length: ~3,100 Genre(s): romance

A/N: For Day 2 of @kurtoberfest, “Masquerade Ball.” I made up a corporate culture for an actual mass media company and I apologize for nothing.

Read on AO3

Summary: When responsibility for the annual Condé Nast gala fell on Isabelle Wright’s shoulders, she threw convention out the window and threw a masquerade ball. The rules were not many, but they were strict: (1) No names. Don’t identify yourself to one another. Don’t even drop hints about who you are. You do not know the stranger behind the mask, even if you do. (2) Don’t take off your mask. (3) Dress code is Evening Formal.

It was the perfect opportunity for Kurt to cross one of the weird ones off his bucket list.

This story isn’t about that though. This story is about the morning after.

Title: Would You Hold It Against Me 3/15

Pair: Kurtbastian

Summary: The Warblers discover that they and McKinley will be doing the same musical during the fall semester. After a spot of espionage against their rival school McKinley, new Warbler Sebastian finds himself fascinated by one of the young auditioners… and unintentionally becoming the Warblers’ nefarious leader.

Written for @ahaunteddildoforblaine for Dillon’s home drive:https://www.gofundme.com/zf5w9vk

Thanks to @jwmelmoth for the beta and moral support.

AN: Some canon events apply, but the order will be changed to a more breathable timeline than the borked up version than the show offered. In this timeline Kurt does NOT come in for a second audition with Rachel.

Part Three

Aww thank you! You're both so sweet ♥

I guess I should have phrased that differently, I meant it more like having the talent to draw something someone else wants and feel comfortable getting paid for it. If that makes any sense?

Here is a follow up to the Vampire storyline that ended with ‘Time Enough to Forgive’. Here we get to see if Sebastian really turned Kurt, and how Kurt reacts. Warnings for talk of intense pain, drinking blood, and starvation.

Midnight Rendezvous

The Dawn of Change

Time Enough to Forgive

Kurt has been kind of stalking a man for weeks, going to the same mediocre cafe every day just to have lunch in his presence. It starts out as harmless - crushing on a guy that reminds him of his boyfriend - until Kurt starts to feel guilty. Right when he decides that leaving is the right thing to do, something unexpected happens.

Inspired by Grant Gustin’s comment about what he thinks Sebastian Smythe’s reaction to meeting Barry Allen would be (with a special surprise guest at the end).

Kurt shifts slightly in his bistro chair - straightening his back, lengthening his neck, adjusting his posture. He tries his hardest to appear relaxed and breezy, absorbed in his own lunch and utterly unconcerned with the world around him. He takes occasional dainty sips of his cucumber water, conservative bites of his spinach and chicken salad, and thumbs idly through the issue of Harper’s Bazaar open on his table.

Except, he’s not all that interested in his lunch. The vinaigrette is overpowering, most of the spinach drenched, and the chicken bland as wood shavings. And he’s not really reading his magazine, either. It’s just an elaborate prop so Kurt can watch him.

Kurt and Sebastian can’t stand each other. At least, that’s what it looks like to everyone else. They always seem to be at each other’s throats, but is there possibly another reason - a secret reason - why that is?

Written for and inspired by soseinen’s amazing artwork, which can be found here.

Dalton AU, where Kurt and Sebastian are in the same grade, attending Dalton and…I have no idea where B/laine is. He’s not mentioned here at all.

“Okay Warblers,” Sebastian says, doing his best to command the attentions of those present, even though this is a council-lead meeting. He leans back against the desk at the front of the room, effectively blocking the faces of two of the council members seated there, “now that we’ve discussed the set list for Regionals, it’s time to put the matter to a vote.”

“Discussed?” Kurt laughs. “What discussed? You marched in here, late, I might add, told us the songs you want us to perform, and now you want to hold a vote?”