Sorry For Objectifying You, Mr. Fillion

So tasteful an ensemble, even in flight.

There are no words.

We believe we have already stated our belief that girls (and boys) do make passes at boys who wear glasses, but restating that fact never hurts. 

'sup.

What a noble gorram hero. 

Hard at work or hardly working? We don't care, if it's us he's reading to. 

Right back atcha, pal. 

Ma’am, if you would step out of the picture, your tight outfit clashes with Mr. Fillion’s casual cowboy chic. 

This combines two things we like: hunkiness and attention to detail. We approve.

Dapper as all get out. 

Dr. Captain Tight-Pants.

Mr. Fillion, doing his best impression of his most ardent fans. All this needs are some batting_eyelashes.gif and we're good to go.   Also obviously the hunky man-shoulders are worth mentioning.  

Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man. 

Aww, don't make a face like that, or it'll freeze that way! You're far too cute for that. Also, we are terrible with colors - is that gray a good one on him, or does it call out "pale white boy"? 

He can fly our starship any day.

Ladies, if your man smelled like him, then they'd be holding a big metal fish too.