We're really in for it now NiSho

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

They're more gotdang worried about nonexistent "social contagion" than about actual *physical* contagion, or about helping people feel better.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

im so sick of people saying that water doesn't taste of anything. like yes?? it does??