SOPHISTICATED CATS

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

Fuck she got possessed by america

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

me @ the concept of living my life: i’ll wait in the car

Show us the birth certificate Donald

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom