Sophie Has Wanderlust

1. stressed depressed and writing obsessed

2. hi mr burr what is quiet

3. my name is my shot

4. now we rlly drunk

5. #feminist, pippa and PEGGY

6. lol fite me m8

7. boi u arrogant

8. help homie washingmachine

9. mmm

10. aw eliza

11. yo now we got wives

12: burr wasnt rlly evil either

13: wheee

14: m8 u rlly wanna fite

15: ill wait

16: pippa is preggo now

17: hes back

18: go fite son

19: hercules muscleman

20: good luck lol bye

21: look at son

22: 51

23: have u seen purple macaroni

24: lol tom u a wuss

25: shut up idiot ur son is growing up

26: oops

27: i wanna seeee

28: burr wat

29: u lied alex

30: first world problems

31: ok bye alex u on ur own

32: rlly why john

33: sit down

34: oops 2

35: k gonna tell the public bout my affair lol

36: wow he did it

37: pippa will forgive u in 2 min dont worry

38: no philip dont duel u stupid

39: alex why the actual f did u let him use a gun

40: welp im depressed now

41: macaroni man wins

42: wut did u just say alex

43: k srry eliza wont be back ever again

44: he ded oops

stay-at-home cat mom who takes afternoon naps in the sun and reads a lot

a beekeeper in france that owns lavender fields and makes lavender honey

isolated writer with a fireplace and a big picture window overlooking snowy mountains

widow of a rich man who died of suspicious causes but still left everything to her, villas and vineyards and beach houses and all

mysterious village witch who is rarely ever seen, never seems to age, and is known for curses and helping women in need

crazed maenad following Dionysus to participate in rituals that may or may not include animalistic murder and orgies