Darth Slayder

*Gritting teeth angrily*: Jared Leto was good as Skeletor

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

Go see 28 Years Later if you have a good relationship with your mom, a bad relationship with your dad, think zombies are cool, or want to see a lot of dirty penis in 1s intervals (including a 10" beast on Samson)

Go see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple if you enjoy ruminations of dread and guilt, if you enjoy torture horror, if you like surprisingly well integrated popular music into plot elements, if you believe in the inherent goodness of people and the desire for a better world, or want to see a lot of dirty penis in decent intervals (including a 10" beast on Samson)

really sucks when you want to have sex with an actor so you watch their terrible movies and tv shows and you’re not even gonna have sex with them. shaving my legs for one direction ass…

so many people hate seeing Criston on screen but he’s a dick in such a totally normal way that it makes him hysterically funny in contrast to the living anime characters he hangs out with. He is literally just some guy having the exact same struggle with the false ideals of chivalry and knighthood and the inherent loss of the self that comes with being a tool of state violence as a thousand other knights in westeros but also he has to run errands with Sephiroth