𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
season one , episode four ‘spy games’ . written by jonas pate , directed by cherie nowlan . tw ; guns , violence , brief nsfw .
look, i feel real - real prosecuted right now by you and…
what are you lookin’ at, bro? what’re you gonna do? you gonna tase me?
are you really gonna let that happen?
did you just yeet over that chain?
oh, my god. holy shit, your shirt.
why are the cops after you? what, did you rob a bank?
it’s probably better if you don’t know.
i did not do this! are you kidding me?
i mean, i do- i literally do everything she wants, and I’m sick of it.
listen, man, i am not the enemy here.
never heard anyone whine like that before.
i mean, i can get you in if you want.
i’ve just waited my entire life for someone to say that to me.
the less you know, the better. okay? you’ve just- you’ve gotta trust me.
will you calm down and get a grip, man? they don’t know shit.
they hit us, we hit them. it’s the law of the jungle.
you know? aren’t you glad i made you come?
my couch was pretty comfy, i’ll be honest.
if they corner me, i’m coming out swinging, okay? slice and dicin’. i’m on edge right now.
please tell me that you did not bring a gun here.
wow, thank you. that’s really convincing. i love that.
it might go down tonight.
do you… i don’t know, do you wanna play a game?
it’s called truth or dare, except there’s no dare.
that was a really lame thing to say.
my take is that whoever did this was trying to destroy evidence.
i promise you, they will not let us in looking like we crawled out of a swamp.
you are the single most dramatic person I’ve ever met.
yeah, don’t worry. i’ll sugar mama you.
aww! you look like you’re ready for the middle school dance.
i look like i got kicked out of the barbershop quartet.
not like i’ve never seen a boy in underwear before.
it’s like a soccer mom’s first outing.
this dress comes with built-in nunchucks.
and I already know what the rest of my life is gonna look like. it’s gonna be… stupid yacht clubs filled with hollow people making useless small talk, and i feel like if i don’t get out of the bubble wrap now, i never will.
and then, by the time i’m 30, i’m going to be an alcoholic, and i won’t even notice it.
i can’t hold it. i drank too much soda.
this feels better than a blowjob.
this feels better than what i imagine a blowjob would feel like.
isn’t it past your bedtime?
take one more step, i’ll rip that prepubescent face off.
wait a minute. did he kidnap you? or drug you?
can we talk about this privately, please?
my dad is going to kill me for being out all night, but at least we completed the mission.
you’re not as bad as I thought you’d be.
i can’t let you take the blame for somethin’ i did.
for once in my goddamn life, i’m gonna tell the truth.
you’re just gonna walk away like this never happened?
i don’t care if my friends find out or your boyfriend with his frosted tips.