Dreaming in Dog Years

this is random but the pizza in a goofy movie had no business looking that good

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems

I spit my drink omg

i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

Who else can’t wait until they get their first apartment with their girlfriend and get to sleep with them in a big bed and have lazy Saturday mornings and go to the farmers market and hold hands and buy flowers for the kitchen table and just finally feel at peace with the world in general because you’re in each other’s lives forever?

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too